Heavenly [Voltron x Reader Oneshots]

[ food fiasco / hunk x reader ]

oneshot: hunk x reader

notes: wow i love hunk

word count: 1156

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"Can you read any of these?" You questioned, grabbing a tube of blue powder. You tried to decipher the altean text, but you just couldn't figure out what it was. "Nope! I just guess at this point," Hunk replied, taking the tube from your hands and adding a dash of it to the bowl in front of him.

"Now that makes sense after trying those scaultrite cookies," You mumbled, causing him to turn around with a tick mark on his forehead.

"What's that suppose to mean?!"

"Oh, nothing."

Hunk was the baking master and you were just there, keeping him company. You handed him a tray, and he gratefully took it. Placing it down, he begun to add spoonfuls of bright purple batter on it. You would question what it was made of, but you knew Hunk wouldn't know. You sat on the counter watching him place it oven.

"Yup, those smell like cookies." Hunk smiled at your comment. He grabbed the bowl and was heading to what seemed like a sink when he slipped. By the time he stood up and situated himself, he discovered that his bowl landed right on top of your head: it's contents dripping from your face and onto your clothes.

"You. . . you did that on purpose, didn't you?" You asked, scooping some of it with your fingers. "[Name], I swear to god, I didn't mean to—" He was interrupted by some batter hitting his newly cleaned clothes. "Coran just cleaned that! Oh, you're on now, [Name]," He said, while you snickered. You hopped off of the counter and jumped behind it, trying to find something to throw back.

You opened a cabinet and found a cartoon of blue balls. The text looked like it said egg, so you assumed it was. You grabbed a handful, before chucking them one by one blindly towards your target; only two of them hit.

You were about to cheer out in victory when you felt something like snow hit you, it turned out to be the Altean equivalent of milk. You screamed and hid back behind your temporary fort, you'd need to make a run to the door if you wished to make it out alive. You grabbed some more of those eggs and what you assumed was mustard (or maybe ketchup? who knows) and prepared yourself.

So as quickly as you could, you sprinted to the door, almost slipping on the batter from before. You ran through the hall, and almost into Coran who had begun to chase after you two once he saw the mess you were making.

"Stop right there and clean this mess up!" Coran yelled before Hunk ran past him, "You too, Hunk!"

You both ignored his cries and continued to throw food at each other. You threw an egg that hit Hunk's arm and he threw some more milk that ended up on the floor. He ran forward, slipping through his own mess. You laughed but stopped once you realized he was coming towards you incredibly fast.

You were going to stop you, but he ended up running into you. He didn't stop but kept on sliding, you in his arms somehow. "Oh my god, Hunk! Slow down!" You yelled, seeing as he slowly increased in speed. "I CAN'T!" He yelled back, more panicked than you were.

Lance walked in, robe on with a face mask. "Where can I get some cucumbers in this damn castle," He groaned. "LANCE!" He heard someone yelled before he ended up clutching onto Hunk for dear life.

"W-Welcome to the Hunk express!" You told him, Hunk had narrowly avoided hitting a wall and by turning a sharp corner. "What happened?!" Lance yelled "It was a food fight then Hunk slipped and he hit me and I landed in his arms! Then we hit you! I think I see PIDGE RIGHT THERE! WATCH OUT!"

Pidge looked up too late, and now she hung to Hunk's leg. "Oh my god, you guys, I am so sorry but I cannot stop!" He hadn't stop, if anything he sped up. "SHIRO-O-O!! COME HELP US!" Lance cried out. "Keith is right there! Maybe he can help!" Pidge pointed out. "Wait, Keith can't help if he just got back from training," You exclaimed.

"KEITH!"

Keith heard someone call out his name, only to see the Hunk express coming at full speed. He tried to stop them, but only landed besides Lance on Hunk's shoulders. "How did this come from a petty food fight?" You groaned.

"Try to grab onto, like, a wall or something," Keith said. Hunk nodded in approval. He tried to slide towards the wall, but Shiro came first. "Oh no," the group said in unison before colliding straight into Shiro.

"Oh, hey Shiro," Pidge greeted, as Shiro blinked in confusion. "Welcome to the Hunk Express," Lance said, hair whipping around his face. "Me and Hunk had a food fight, he slipped, and this happened." You sighed. "Yeah, sorry about that guys," Hunk said sheepishly. "It's worse than the slipperies," Keith commented.

"Hunk, go to the right!" Keith instructed. He nodded before sliding to the right, narrowly avoiding a random object on the floor. "Why don't we just, you know, jump off?" You asked them.

"Do you really want to jump off from this height or speed?" Pidge asked you, a hint of sass in her words. "Point taken," You responded.

"Paladins! Wait right there and clean this mess up!" Everyone turned around, bewildered, to see Coran chasing after them; his slipperies had came back.

"Ew!"

"Oh my god."

"Hurry up, Hunk!"

"Yeah, hurry up!"

Hunk slid gracefully like an ice skater, leaving behind the angry Altean. "Um, guys? Since we sped up I still can't slow down. . ."

"PALADINS! STOP IMMEDIATELY, OR I'LL STOP YOU SIX MYSELF!" Allura yelled; looks like Coran called for backup. "Go back, go back, go back!" You exclaimed in horror. He sped past Allura, but at the last moment she grabbed his hand and pulled him backwards. Your party of six hit the wall and came tumbling down.

"Ugh, man, that hurt," Lance whined. "I had to carry six people, Lance. Six people. Shouldn't I be the one complaining?" Hunk said, lifting his head to look at him, before dropping his head to the floor once more.

"Okay, Paladins, I have decided your punishment: you six will clean up the entire castle." Everyone groaned. "The whole castle?" Pidge asked in despair. "The whole castle," Allura responded. "Coran, show them the cleaning items, please," She said. "I want these halls spotless in two days."

"Well, follow me then." Coran signalled for you six to follow him. You followed him, Shiro and Lance had started their own conversation as Keith and Pidge conversed with one another.

You snorted, "Hey, Hunk?"

"What?" He responded. "This could be considered our bonding moment, right?" You asked him.

"I guess so." He smiled back.