Fireheart: Where am I?
Lionheart: You're in StarClan. Duh
Fireheart: What's StarClan?
Lionheart: StarClan is here.
Fireheart: What's here?
Lionheart: StarClan is- ugh forget about it. Anyways, you're here to get your nine lives.
Fireheart: I knew it! Cats have nine lives!
Lionheart: No only leaders do.
Fireheart: Why?
Lionheart: To serve their clans with. (Thinks: Kittypets don't know anything.)
Fireheart: I'm going to use it to go skydiving.
Lionheart: Um.... Okay?
Fireheart: :3
Lionheart: With this life I give you skydiving without a parachute. Even though I don't know what it is. Use it wisely for falling from big heights. Like from pebbles.
Fireheart: Yay!!!!!!!!
Spottedleaf: Hi!
Fireheart: Where'd you come from?
Spottedleaf: From StarClan?
Fireheart: I still don't know what StarClan is.
Spottedleaf: With this life I give you.... Stupidity. Use it stupidly for everything.
Fireheart: Uhhhhhhhhhh.....
Redtail: Hi!
Fireheart: Uhhhhhhh.... Who are you?
Redtail: I'm Redtail.
Fireheart: What's a Redtail?
Redtail: What is with this guy?
Spottedleaf: He's still on his life for stupidity.
Redtail: Oh. Ok. With this life I give you swag. Use it wisely at gatherings.
Fireheart: LIKE A BOSS!
Redtail: Yep. Just like that.
Fireheart: *puts on sunglasses* B3
Yellowfang: Hello.
Fireheart: Did you even die yet?
Yellowfang: I dunno. But with this life I give you "I dunno." Use it wisely to not know things.
Fireheart: I dunno.
Yellowfang: It's working already!!!!
Fireheart: I dunno.
Bluestar: Hi. Are you happy to see me?
Fireheart: I dunno.
Bluestar's: What? HOW DARE-
Yellowfang: He's on his I dunno life still.
Bluestar: ...... Ok. With this life I give you Nyan Cat. Use it wisely to fart rainbows through space with a poptart on your back.
Fireheart: NYAN NYAN NYAN
Bluestar: *puts on nyan cat song and flies away*
Fireheart: NYAN NYAN NYAN
Silverstream: What? I thought Fireheart was less stupid. Oh well.
Fireheart: Nyan.
Silverstream: With this life I give you death. Use it wisely to be a zombie.
Fireheart: BRAINSSSSSSSS
Silverstream: DON'T EAT ME!!!!! *runs away*
Runningwind: Hello.
Fireheart: BRAINS
Runningwind: Umm.... With this life I give you Pikachu. Use it wisely to electrocute your enemies.
Firechu: Pika.... Pika
Runningwind: :3
Brindleface: Um... Why hello!
Firechu: Pika pika.
Brindleface: um okay? So with this life I give you scaredy-cat ness. Is that a word? Anyways use it wisely to be scared of everything.
Fireheart: I'm scared!
Brindleface: 'tis good decision, scaredy cat.
Pinestar: Hello!
Fireheart: AHHHHHHHHH! Who are you?
Pinestar: I'm Pinestar.
Fireheart: ............... I'm scared.
Pinestar: With this life I give you pickles. Eat them wisely when you're hungry.
Fireheart: PICKLES!!!!!
Pickle: *appears out of thin air*
Fireheart: PICKLE! Nom nom.
Pinestar: I now hail you by your new name-
Fireheart: Firepickle!!!!
Pinestar: What? No! I hail you by your new name Fire-
Fireheart: Pickle!
Pinestar: Fine. I now hail you by your new name, Firepickle.
Firepickle: Yay!!!!!!!!!!
Brindleface: The end. Wait- AHHHHH! IM SCARED!!!!!! *runs away*
Authors Note
If this gets popular I will update it every school day. However I think it won't so I will update when I want to. If you like this, you're awesome! If you don't, you're still awesome!!!!
I like pie. :3
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