Nyanstar: So you think you're Nyan Cat material, huh?
Cats: Sir, yes sir!
Nyanstar: Well, I'm here to tell you, YOU'RE NOT! You! *walks up to Bluestar* YOU! You probably couldn't fart a rainbow if your life depended on it!
Bluestar: Nyanstar-
Nyanstar: Do I hear back talking? No! No, I don't! *glares at Bluestar* I'm being EASY on you! You! *walks to Brambleclaw* YOU can't even balance a PopTart on your back! *picks up PopTart and puts on Brambleclaw's back* BALANCE! *walks to Dovewing* YOU! You're probably the sorriest Nyan Cat of all!
Dovewing: Try me, sir!
Nyanstar: DO I HEAR BACK TALKING? *kicks Dovewing all the way to the moon* ANYONE else want to object to ME?
Cats: NO, sir!
Nyanstar: OKAY! I'm going EASY on you. DON'T push your luck! EVERY CAT, 400 yards into the air, NOW! *shoots into the air*
Bluestar: Hey everyone? Nyanstar is too mean. Lets leave.
Cats: Ok!
Bluestar: I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO FLY!!!! C'MON!
Cats: YAY!
Bluestar: YAY! *dances to the clearing*
Cats: *dances after*
In the sky....
Nyanstar: Whew! Finally made it. I'll wait a bit for the students- *sees cats dance away* WHAT? How DARE they? *swoops down to earth*
Bluestar and Co.
Bluestar: Alright! We're here!
Cats: Yay!
Bluestar: Alright, 1, 2, 3, FART! *rainbow fart*
Cats: *rainbow fart*
All: *launch into air* YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
Bluestar: Make sure your PopTart doesn't fall off!
In the sky.
Nyanstar: Aha! I see them! *goes to them* YOU LITTLE!
Bluestar: Uh oh.
Nyanstar: *kills them all* *smiles camera* The end.
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Warrior Cat Derpiness
FanfictionErin Hunter chronicled the cats in their serious moments. But what happens when no one's watching?
