Sandstorm: So, Firestar, what'd you get me for Christmas?
Firestar: That's today? I mean, I already got you a present.
Sandstorm: I'm just asking since I know you didn't get me anything. Today is Christmas Eve, you got one day to get me something.
Firestar: I must go. My people need me.
Sandstorm: I'm the only person who needs you!
Millie: And what did you get me for Christmas?
Graystripe: Uh... It's today? Uh... I did, totally! Um... *searches around room*
Millie: Tomorrow is Christmas.
Graystripe: Um... I have to go! My dog is on fire!
Millie: You don't have a dog!
Graystripe: Firestar, what do we do? All the shops are closed!
Firestar: I don't know! *sees berries*
Graystripe: I don't know, all I know is that she wants makeup. What is makeup?
Firestar: We can give the smashed up berries! It can be like lipstick!
Graystripe: Yeah! That's golden. Uh and not Golden Freddy, just regular golden.
*rainy christmas morning*
Firestar: We got you this! *gives smashed up strawberries to Sandstorm and Millie*
Graystripe: Do you like it?
Millie: *puts on lips* I love it! Lets go and have a billion kits like Ferncloud!
Sandstorm: Me too! Lets go have a billion more kits than Ferncloud!
Firestar: So, what'd you get us?
Millie: Um... I have to go! My dog is on fire!
Sandstorm: Yeah, mine too!
Graystripe: Put it out in the rain, dummy!
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Warrior Cat Derpiness
FanfictionErin Hunter chronicled the cats in their serious moments. But what happens when no one's watching?
