Warrior Cat Derpiness

What StarClan is REALLY like

A/N Yeah, I forgot Mintkit and Sagekit's genders. I could just look (I have all the books) but I'm too lazy.

Mintkit: No! Sagekit!

Sagekit: Goodbye, Mintkit.... *dies*

STARCLAN...

Petalnose: Welcome, Sagekit, to StarClan.

Sagekit: Wait, you're dead? I literally just saw you, Mom.

Petalnose: Shut up, this is supposed to be sentimental.

Sagekit: Hey, I thought we were supposed to have starry paws. That was the part I was REALLY looking forward to. Makes the she-cats stare.

Petalnose: Makeup!

Sagekit: How.... Does makeup even work on fur?

Makeup Crew: *gives Sagekit sparkly paws*

Sagekit: Yeah, I can get used to this! Woo!

Petalnose: Ok, Mintkit is going to dream of you tonight. That's not as creepy as it sounds. Here's your script.

Sagekit: Script? This is all boring stuff, like "Do not worry about me, Mintkit, I will be watching from above." That's creepy. Also, "I am happy in StarClan." is not true. Come on. We're supposed to be wise and powerful, but in actuality we read from scripts.

Petalnose: Go away and start filming. Look, you're on Set B. Its over there.

Sagekit: "White fire over clouds will sing a lullaby to frost under blankets?" What's that supposed to be?

Petalnose: Look, the alive cats think we can see the future. That's a prophecy. We aren't future seeing. We say random mystical mumbo-jumbo and hope it comes true.

Sagekit: Whatever. You all are just phonies.

Petalnose: You're one of us, so you're a phony too!

Sagekit: Oh hey, what's that? *points at dark forest*

Tigerstar: Set Z.

Sagekit: *screams* OMG aren't you like, evil and stuffs?

Tigerstar: Nope, just the script.

Sagekit. I hate this place. Kill me now!

Tigerstar: Ok. *kills Sagekit*

ONE SECOND LATER

Petalnose: Welcome to StarClan, you can't kill yourself mouse brain!

Sagekit: FUUUU- I mean, fox dung!

A RANDOM DELETED SCENE

Sagekit: Hey who writes these scripts anyway?

Petalnose: The magical, mystical, mysterious, and awesome Erin Hunter.

Spottedleaf: DUN DUN DUN!!!

A/N Hi.

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