Bluestar: I almost forgot! The power's out! Firechu, use Thundershock!
Brackenfur: *robotic voice* Pardon?
Bluestar: Thundershock.
Brackenfur: Would you like to use 'Flamethrower'?
Bluestar: NO! Thundershock!
Brackenfur: Sorry, I do not understand 'Thundershock'. Firechu's list of attacks is: Flamethrower. Agility. Scratch. Would you like to add one on?
Bluestar: You mean..... Firechu doesn't know Thundershock????? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Goldenflower: Oh hi Bluestar. Whatcha doin'?
Bluestar: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Goldenflower: Ummm.... Bluestar?
Bluestar: No.... Power.....
Goldenflower: Yes, Bluestar, you don't have powers like Lionblaze.
Bluestar: But.... I mean electricity!
Goldenflower: What's that? Like, lightning?
Bluestar: No! WE NEED TO FIND PIKACHU!!!
Goldenflower: I'll think of something.
2 moons later.
Bars: *slowly descending around them, creaking*
Bluestar: *wakes up* Oh my gosh! Goldenflower!
Goldenflower: *running away* *sticks tongue out*
Bluestar: Um...... Wait what? *floor starts rising under her* HELP!
Goldenflower: Bye!
1 moon later....
Bluestar: *elevator reaches top* *is in arena*
Halftail: Welcome she-cats and toms, to the 1st and final Pika Games!
Bluestar: Pika? The... Pikachu Games?
Halftail: As you know, the tributes must kill each other to win a Pikachu.
Bluestar: *looks around and sees 2 other contestants*
Halftail: It's a reminder-
Bluestar: FOR PIKACHU! *kills the other contestants*
Halftail: Well. It appears we have a winner of the Pika Games- Bluestar!
Crowds: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Bluestar: HEY.
Halftail: Here's your Pikachu! *hands Bluestar a picture of Pikachu*
Bluestar: *stares* NOOOO!!!! *rips to pieces*
Halftail: I SPENT A MOON WORKING ON THAT!!!! *lunges at Bluestar*
Bluestar: GRRR. *fights*
Firechu: Firechu. *facepalm*
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Warrior Cat Derpiness
FanfictionErin Hunter chronicled the cats in their serious moments. But what happens when no one's watching?
