Jayfeather: Stick, I love you so much.... *cuddles stick*
Fangirl: *falls out of a tree* OMG JAYFEATHER!!!! I LOOOOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH!!!!!
Fangirl 2: NO! GET AWAY FROM MY JAYFEATHER!
mrrowmrrowkitty: Ladies, ladies. Jayfeather is taken.
Jayfeather: Yeah, my stick is my life.
Fangirl 1: OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT ME!
Fangirl 2: Oh well. I'LL JUST TAKE LIONBLAZE.
mrrowmrrowkitty: Stop it! If I owned them I would let you have him, but I don't!
Jayfeather: Good thing she doesn't own us then.
Lionblaze: TOUCHDOWN!!!! *is watching football*
All the Dads in the world: YEAH!!! C'mon GENERIC FOOTBALL TEAM, you can do this!!
Firestar: I CAN SWING MY SWORD SWORD MY DIAMOND SWORD SWORD
Fangirl 3: Firestar! Do you want some waffles?
Firestar: NO!
Fangirl 3: Firestar doesn't like waffles!
Fangirl 2: Firestar doesn't like waffles?
Fangirl 1: Firestar doesn't like COOKIES!
Dovewing: STOP IT!
mrrowmrrowkitty: Well, this was supposed to be a part where I said I didn't own them, but..
Dovewing: NO ONE OWNS ME! I OWN EVERYONE!
Ivypool: Actually, ThunderClan owns you.
Dovewing: Well, who owns ThunderClan?
Jayfeather: Starclan, DER. And stick owns StarClan.
mrrowmrrowkitty: Actually, Erin Hunter owns you.
Dovewing: WHAT?
Ivypool: That's a weird name for a cat.
Jayfeather: And stick owns Erin hunter.
Dovewing: No, no it doesn't.
Jayfeather: Stick is love, stick is life.
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Warrior Cat Derpiness
Fiksi PenggemarErin Hunter chronicled the cats in their serious moments. But what happens when no one's watching?
