Nyanstar: Alright, time to go to the moon!!!!! *tries to fart* NO! Why is it not working? WHY???? I must find more rainbows, so that I can go to the moon! Bye Therapist! *dances off*
An hour later...
Nyanstar: I still haven't found any rainbows! Where did I find them in the first place? *sees giant fork (the utensil) in the ground* What the....
Female meow: It's beautiful!
Male meow: Beautiful? Bellflower, it's the fur of a monster...
Bellflower (female meow): Yeah, but...
Nyanstar: Hmmm.... *peeks through bushes*
Bellflower: No, it's like diamonds, Nightfire....
Nyanstar: *sees Nightfire sparkling, with red eyes* Vampire? *looks at Bellflower* She-cat? *yowls* NOT TWILIGHT!!!!
Bellflower: What?
Nightfire: Sounds like it came from those bushes.... *fur sparkles*
Bellflower: SPARKLY!!!! *hugs Nightfire*
Nyanstar: *sneaks away*
One hour later...
Nyanstar: *mumbles* No rainbows here....
Female meow: Ow! The vines!
Male meow : Hey! I'm stuck! *struggling*
Different male meow : Oh! I'm stuck too! Inkpaw, help!
Inkpaw (female meow): Stop struggling, Redpaw!
Redpaw (first male meow): No! The vines are going to take me! *struggling*
Male meow: No, Inkpaw is right! Stop!
Nyanstar: Wha? *looks behind the tree* What???!!!
Inkpaw: Listen to Hairypaw!
Hairypaw (male meow): Oh nevermind.... Stupefy! *red light shocks vines*
Redpaw: *falls to ground*
Nyanstar: WITCHCRAFT! AHHHH! *falls into vines*
Inkpaw: *screams* There's a Muggle up there! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Nyanstar: *dies*
Hairypaw: Wow! I didn't know you could do that!
Inkpaw: Well, I can, AND DON'T MAKE ME USE IT ON YOU.......
In StarClan.....
Nyanstar: Why am I here again?
Bluestar: You're dying.
Nyanstar: WHAT? BUT I WANTED TO GO TO THE MOON!!!!
Bluestar: Too bad.
Earth....
Inkpaw, Redpaw, and Hairypaw: *staring at dead body*
Inkpaw: Well....
Firestar: Uhhh.....
Redpaw: *screams*
Hairypaw: Why are you still alive?
Firestar: I dunno.....
Inkpaw: Really?
Firestar: I dunno...
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