Cinderpelt: Um.... Deadstar?
Deadstar: Did you bring brains?
Brambleclaw: *sets down 2 dead cats*
Cinderpelt: *picks up their brains* Uh, yeah.
Deadstar: Good. .*eats brains* Ok, what?
Cinderpelt: Okay, so-
Deadstar: I got an idea from the brains I ate! Rearrange the Clan. Brainy cats will be Brainiacs. All the others will be killers. The Brainiacs train their brain. The Killers kill the Brainiacs sometimes. Then I eat the brains.
Cinderpelt: Um... Okay? So, you see, we need a deputy.
Deadstar: *daydreaming* Brains... So many brains.... Brains....
Cinderpelt: Brains?
Deadstar: Brains.
Brains: Wait, what's a deputy?
Cinderpelt: A successor to a leader.
Brains: What's a leader?
Cinderpelt: A cat who leads the Clan.
Brains: What's a cat?
Cinderpelt: It's a species of the feline race- Nevermind. *Thinks: Stupid.*
Brains: Uhhhhhhhhh.....
Cinderpelt: *yowls* All cats who can hunt or whatever- JUST COME OVER HERE THUNDERCLAN!
Brains: Um....
Cinderpelt: This is your new deputy....
Tigerclaw: I bet it's me!!!
Cinderpelt: Brains.
Cats: ???
Tigerclaw: I will go away and assemble a clan if kitty pets called BloodClan!
Cats: ???
Deadstar: I name brains Smartfoot.
Smartfoot: Umm.... Who's Brains?
Brambleclaw: You are, Smartfoot.
Smartfoot: Wait, then who's Smartfoot?
Brambleclaw: You are.
Smartfoot: Then who's Brains?
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Warrior Cat Derpiness
Fiksi PenggemarErin Hunter chronicled the cats in their serious moments. But what happens when no one's watching?
