Have you ever wanted to watch someone very quickly blast off into a level of stupidity and insanity never before seen by mankind!!! Then this book probably isn't for you!!! Because I'm already pretty mcfuckin insane!!!
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Soooooooo, I was waiting for my bus thATS ALWAYS LATE And two hoomans were talking about freshmen hunting Let me explain Hooman1: *talking about making friends or something* Hooman2: *calling hooman1 crazy* Me: *being a short person* Hooman1: *le walks over to me* Hi! Are you a freshman? Me: yyyeeeessss? Hooman1: *shakes mah hand* hi I'm <I can't remember her name>' what's your name? Me: Maddy? Hooman2: stop harassing the freshman Hooman1: I'm not harassing her, I'm being friendly Me: ?!?! Hooman2: we have different definitions of being friendly *they walk away* *and start to talk about hair* Hooman1: I see my next target *looks at another short person* Hooman2: you need to stop
GREAT STORY RIGHT YEAH
I got my first textbook ;-; It only gets worse from here
OH YEAH, WHEN I WAS WALKING BACK HOME FROM THE BUS STOP THERE WAS A GUY WHO LOOKED ABOUT 80ISH AND HE WAS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD IN A GOLF CART AND BLASTING RAP MUSIC
Only in South Carolina That's my new motto Yay
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Hey look a picture I lost bY THAT MUCH this was a while ago but I don't give a crap I'm too tired and hot *flips hair* So hot and smexy
