So my bro and I are playin borderlands 2
Me: his girlfriend's on the phone cuz she's upset
Me: they're breaking up because she's all regret
Bro: *ungodly screaming*
Me: *shooty noises*
Bro: oof, died again
Me: aw shit, whose gonna be my meat shield now?
Me: REEEEEEEEE E *shooty noises*
Bro: sTOP MURDERIN them
Me: BUT MOTHER, BALL IS LIFE
Buenos noches
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