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Have you ever wanted to watch someone very quickly blast off into a level of stupidity and insanity never before seen by mankind!!! Then this book probably isn't for you!!! Because I'm already pretty mcfuckin insane!!! Uh spoiler warning for just ab...

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SMOOOOOOOOOSHY

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by sciencekat

by sciencekat

heck i dont have the ipad

ANYWAYS

i went to le greek festival

and got a smooshy water fish

and popped it (ill get a pic in the morning XP)

i also got a blue/ping/yellow heart painted on mah arm

WHOOP WHOOP PANCAKE PRIDE

and i got a gen2 flower crown

instead of a headband

the flowers are blue =3

and it looks nice

and my bros got a bubble gun

it will be the death of me

my discord right now ;n;

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my discord right now ;n;

and caterpillars (i took this pic on a crappy computer)

motst of those caterpillars died ;n;

but i helped save a bunch

AND I FINISHED THAT ESSAY

I EVEN WROTE AN EXTRA PARAGRAPH

ABOUT THE OPIOID EPIDEMIC

IT WAS VERY INTERESTING

TO SEE HOW WEAK THE US GOVERNMENT IS

i kinda feel like writing something....

ill write a mini story! (a true story)

SO, if anyone here diddnt know already, i live on a larger-than-normal pond (we call it a lake to make it feel better) and my lake is part of a long lake system called legion lakes. because of all the lakes being mostly connected, with only small dams in between, when an animal gets kicked out of one lake, it usually goes to another one next door.

this meant that when a water moccasin (really venomous/dangerous snake) was driven out of wood lake, it went into the one i live on.

sooo, one day everyone was just chilling on a sunday or something, when we hear a gunshot coming from next door, everyone started to freak out, and looked outside (i live in a pretty safe neighborhood)we saw my neighbor, holding a gun, trying to shoot the huge snake basking on his driveway.

this spiraled down into a huge thing that has made me forever on afraid of going outside. so, after we we're all sick of calling the legion lakes HOA (home owners association) the in our small subdivision got together and destroyed the huge area of bushes that was in my backyard, to drive it out (this was so funny to watch XD)

in the end it worked, and the lake above ours started sending reports of a water moccasin to everyone XP

i have a lot of these lake stories, if this was something anybody would be interested in....

just say something XD