CAN I GET A FUCKING UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BURGER?
OH MY CARDIAC ARREST
Hey
You there
Wassup
How's life
It's 11:11 and I'm watching Americans and English people (wheat the fuc k do ya call a British pers o. Help) talk about each other
British people are weird
I mean
If ya see a person why would you not say hi?
And asking how are you is just a greeting dude
And the whole I'm so excited thang
Bitc h
This is America
Th e land of freedom and fire and explosions and terrible presidents
What is there not to be excited about
A dios my tablet is freaking out and autocorrect is a bitch
YOU ARE READING
Pencil sharpener
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