The Adventures of PPAP University ft. Pokéman and shrek (Pokéman X reader)

Ch.3

Suddenly, you see Pokéman inside the red-haired girls house.You felt jealousy hit you immediately.The next day at school,you went looking for the red-haired girl to secretly murder her!!! >:) But first,you had to get all your weapons in order to murder her.First,you had to grab ur yandere knife.Next,you had to grab your wand (to use dark magic).Lastly,you needed to grab your pug sword.

Once you pack your bag you go on your way to the red headed girls house or as you like to call her the cash me outside how bout dat girl. You stop at a house a few blocks down when you hear a strange noise coming from the back of that house. You slowly walk to the back when right before your eyes,clear as day you see Pokéman kissing shrek you hear shrek whispering something in Pokémans ear something you thought only shrek could say to you he said "shrek is love shrek is life" you felt betrayed not only by Pokéman but by shrek as well and then you start to wonder who you really should kill after all.

You dropped your bag and they hear it drop and look at you shocked that you were standing there. You run as fast as you could to cosmo's house (a fairly god parent). You knock on his door and he is wearing a green shirt that says "shrek is love, shrek is life" you ask him where did he get that shirt and he said he got it at McDonald's with his big mac. You sit with him and talk to him about shrek and pokèman kissing. He is very shocked and he told me to ask shrek why did he kiss pokèman. You say okay and you ask to spend the night, he says the only room open it the cookie room. You said okay. You go into the cookie room and you see the history of all cookie kind and you see your bed. Which is a big cookie themed bed. You lay down in the bed and say it smells like pokèman in here. And you fall asleep

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to be continued.....