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Hazzy: update. Im stuck in Colorado

Nora:
What? How?

Hazzy: the plane is under technical difficulties, not getting out until at least tomorrow night

Nora: shit. then you'll be arriving the morning after the dinner

Hazzy: I'll text you, try to make you forget there even being Assholes

Nora:
Thank God

Hazzy: also I brought you avocados and Asparagus but I'm not gonna be there until morning

Nora:
where is my time Turner!.!?!

Hazzy: don't those things only go back in time

Nora:
potato, Patato

Hazzy: potato, tomato

Nora:
now im hungry

Hazzy: happy to know I make you hungry

Nora:
not you, food!

Hazzy: what's your middle name?

Nora:
Valen 

Hazzy: is Nora a nickname?

Nora:
Alianora

Hazzy: Alianora Valen Heff?

Nora:

I go by Nora

Hazzy: Your new contact name is Alianora Valen Heff

Nora: fuck you

Hazzy: You can anytime

Nora: asshole

Hazzy: babydoll

3 hours later

Nora:
Help Mione I'm on my period

Hazzy: shit. I think that was meant for Hermione...

Nora:
NO SHIT SHERLOCK. forget what I said.

Hazzy: I'll be there tomorrow with Ice cream and McDonald's fries

Nora:
I'm not ever going to dip my fry in ice cream

Hazzy: I will make you try it

Nora:
I gotta go, fast. My mother and step dad are here.

Hazzy: OKAY DO IT BABYDOLL

Nora:
asshole

45 minutes later

Nora:
okay we're eating

Hazzy: what are you eating?

Nora:
there's corn, thank god. mashed potatoes and Lamb.

Hazzy: don't eat the lamb!!

Nora:
poor lamb

Hazzy: no no. look at this happy lamb
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Nora:
awww  cute

Hazzy: thank you

Nora:
I meant the lamb Dingus

Hazzy:
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Nora:
iM ShOoK

Hazzy: I'm beautiful I know

Nora:
stop lying to yourself Hazzy

Hazzy: HARRISON

Nora:
HAZZISON

Hazzison: you changed my name didn't you?

Nora:
you know me so well Mr. Bong

Hazzison: it's Mrs. Chandalder Bong to you

Nora:
shit shit. shit. I was laughing and now everybody is looking at me!!!

Hazzison: I knew I was funny.

Nora:
you took that from friends

Hazzison: what's happening now

Nora:
I'm furiously typing  on my phon!

Hazzison: shit

Nora:
No shit sher- HELP M

Hazzison: I'm alerting the squad, you've lost your phone

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