Hazzy: update. Im stuck in Colorado
Nora:
What? How?Hazzy: the plane is under technical difficulties, not getting out until at least tomorrow night
Nora: shit. then you'll be arriving the morning after the dinner
Hazzy: I'll text you, try to make you forget there even being Assholes
Nora:
Thank GodHazzy: also I brought you avocados and Asparagus but I'm not gonna be there until morning
Nora:
where is my time Turner!.!?!Hazzy: don't those things only go back in time
Nora:
potato, PatatoHazzy: potato, tomato
Nora:
now im hungryHazzy: happy to know I make you hungry
Nora:
not you, food!Hazzy: what's your middle name?
Nora:
ValenHazzy: is Nora a nickname?
Nora:
AlianoraHazzy: Alianora Valen Heff?
Nora:
I go by Nora
Hazzy: Your new contact name is Alianora Valen Heff
Nora: fuck you
Hazzy: You can anytime
Nora: asshole
Hazzy: babydoll
3 hours later
Nora:
Help Mione I'm on my periodHazzy: shit. I think that was meant for Hermione...
Nora:
NO SHIT SHERLOCK. forget what I said.Hazzy: I'll be there tomorrow with Ice cream and McDonald's fries
Nora:
I'm not ever going to dip my fry in ice creamHazzy: I will make you try it
Nora:
I gotta go, fast. My mother and step dad are here.Hazzy: OKAY DO IT BABYDOLL
Nora:
asshole45 minutes later
Nora:
okay we're eatingHazzy: what are you eating?
Nora:
there's corn, thank god. mashed potatoes and Lamb.Hazzy: don't eat the lamb!!
Nora:
poor lambHazzy: no no. look at this happy lamb
1 attachmentNora:
awww cuteHazzy: thank you
Nora:
I meant the lamb DingusHazzy:
1 attachmentNora:
iM ShOoKHazzy: I'm beautiful I know
Nora:
stop lying to yourself HazzyHazzy: HARRISON
Nora:
HAZZISONHazzison: you changed my name didn't you?
Nora:
you know me so well Mr. BongHazzison: it's Mrs. Chandalder Bong to you
Nora:
shit shit. shit. I was laughing and now everybody is looking at me!!!Hazzison: I knew I was funny.
Nora:
you took that from friendsHazzison: what's happening now
Nora:
I'm furiously typing on my phon!Hazzison: shit
Nora:
No shit sher- HELP MHazzison: I'm alerting the squad, you've lost your phone
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