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2. The Milkman

2. The Milkman

This happy family can be considered the perfect family. They love one another so dearly. Now, the husband and wife had a child. The dad loved his son so much that he would give up anything for this son of his.

One night, the dad decided to visit his son and bid hom goodnight. When he reached his young son's room, he saw that his son was tossing and turning, crying; as if having a nightmare. Quickly, he woke his son. "Son! Son!" he cried. "Son! Wake up!"

"Daddy! Daddy!" His son snuggled close to him "Daddy, daddy! I had a nightmare!" the poor child sobbed.

"What happened, Son?"

"Grandpa died!" shocked upon hearing this, the father quickly regained his posture and tried to soothe his son.

"Son, it's alright. Grandpa is at home sleeping. No need to worry. Go back to sleep." And his son did. Once the son has fallen asleep, the father went to his room, and slept.

The next morning, grandfather died. Three months later, the father decided to visit his son and bid him goodnight again. Then again, his son was having a nightmare. He ran to his son and woke him up. "Son! Son! Wake up!"

"Daddy! Daddy! I had another nightmare! "

"What happened this time, son?"

"Aunt Susana died!!"

Then again, he tried assuring the boy that everything was okay, and Aunt Susana was sleeping. However, the next day, the news came and Aunt Susana died.

Another three months later, his son had another nightmare. When asked what happened, the son replied, "DADDY DIED!"

Now, to say he was terrified was an understatement.

"No, no. Its okay. Daddy's alright, see?" he said in a rather shakey voice. "Go to sleep, now." As he turned off the lamp, he carefully went to the room, lied down beside his wife, and turned off the lamp.

The next day, he slowly made his way to his dining table. He was so meticulous on what he was doing that every single sound - soft or loud - would scare him off. The day went by, and he was fine. As he reached his house, he was very ecstatic to the point of jumping in joy.

"Honey, I'm home!" He called. "I've had a bad day today." he sighed.

"You had a bad day?!" she screamed. " The milkman just dropped dead in front of me!"

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If you don't get it, I suggest you to reread the whole story over again. :))

Here you go! Haha. :) For those who still didn't get it, the milkman was the father of the son. xP The wife had an affair with the milkman. It didnt really take me long before to realize this, however, some of my friends did. :))

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