Joke Stories

4. Comfortable

4. Comfortable

I'm sure all of you have heard the saying, "Blondes are stupid." (A/N: I don't believe that blondes are stupid.) And well, this is another one of your blonde jokes.

A blonde and brunette sister has just lost their parents, and all they had left was a farm with a cow (a female bull) and $600.

After a few months, everything that they could find in the farm -aside from the cow- was gone. So the brunette, knowing that they needed a new breed, told her blonde sister, "I'm going to the market to buy a bull. I'll call you and then you can come pick me up."

When she arrived the market, she saw a beautiful bull and she asked the price of such bull.

"$599." Said he. Although that this is expensive, she can see that it is a really great bull.

"I'll take it." she said. Now, it's time to take out your math skills and determine how much she had left. She initially had $600, and she bought the bull for $599. How much would she have left? $1, of course!

She now had the bull, and all she needed to do was call her blonde sister. Approaching a telegramer, she asked, "How much per word?"

"$0.99" he replied. It was the cheapest she could find so she agreed.

She thought for a word to signal her sister to come. It took some time before she actually came up with the word, 'comfortable.'

"You want me to tell your sister 'comfortable'? How is she supposed to know to come and fetch you?"

Brunette simply shrugged and said. "My sister's blonde. She's going to repeat it slowly. Come-for-the-bull."

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Did ya'll get this one? haha. :)))

I definitely love this because I'm a brunette myself. haha, but this is one of my favs. :)

btw, the stories here are chronologically arranged from my least favorite to my most favorite one. :) I have ten of them, and this is the #6 on my favorite list. :))

xx,
cutecutch