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5. Adam and Eve

5. Adam and Eve

Beth is a pastor's daughter. She attends Sunday school every Sunday. However, she's nothing but a pain in the arse. How? She's a total rebel. Also, she falls asleep almost every Sunday session. Which basically means she knows nothing.

One Sunday, while sleeping during sessions, her teacher woke her up.

"Beth. Wake up." She woke up with slight confusion. "Who died on the cross to save our sins?"

Beth froze. She didn't know the answer to the question.

Seating behind her was the infamous Henry. He chuckled lightly, knowing that Beth wouldn't know the answer to a simple question. Slyly, he got out a safety pin, and pricked Beth through the holes on the chair. With a jolt, she stood up saying, "Jesus Christ!"

Delighted with her answer, the teacher continued on with the lesson, while Beth slowly sinks back to her seat, and falls back asleep.

"Beth!" her teacher calls once again. "Who created this earth and the universe?"

Again, she froze. She knew nothing about the Bible, and yet here she is, in the hot seat. Again, Henry chuckled and did the same thing.

With another jolt, Beth stood up saying, "God Almighty!" Once again, delighted with her answer, the teacher continued on with the lesson, as Beth falls back asleep.

"Beth!" her teacher calls, once more. "What did Eve say to Adam on their 23rd child?"

This time, she froze and paled. This was the third time in the same hour she has been placed in the hot seat.

Henry poked her through the chair with the safety pin, and once again, she jolted. She didn't bother turning around. She closed her eyes, trying to calm her ragged breath and nerves, she said, directing it to Henry, "You poke that thing in my arse one more time, and I will break it into half and shove it up your arse."

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Bonjour, everyone!
This joke is kind of green, but as I've said, it was pretty funny. haha. Sorry for the long wait, ya'll! I'd love to hear your feedbacks!

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