Joke Stories

7. The Grave

7. The Grave

There was a couple who, for unknown reason, married each other despite having the feeling of hatred towards each other.

They would fight every night before they sleep, and their neighbors hear them, and to say that they were terrified would be an understatement.

In every fight, the husband always has the last words. "When I die, I will dig up my grave ten feet from the ground and I will haunt you and kill you."

Now, to many, this is a harmless statement, but coming from the husband's mouth, it scared the neighbors to death. Figuratively, of course. Thing is, the husband deals with black magic and evil spirits. Oh yeah, be scared now.

Anyway, by the time the death of the husband came, the neighbors had a hard time sleeping. Again, they were terrified beyond belief.

The wife, however, went to a bar and started partying, enjoying her freedom. Mind you, this was the same night her husband was buried.

Her neighbors understood that she felt liberated and free. What they don't understand is why she was not afraid of her husband digging up his grave.

When asked this question, she laughed it off and replied, "You see, I requested that he be buried upside down. That way, if he decides to dig up his grave, he'd be digging towards the core of the earth. Kudos to him to trying to find him."

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Heya readers!

So uh... Christmas and New Year's special...? hehe. It's actually kind of ironic, since this deals with black magic, and it's Christmas season... But then again, going with the season's theme is too mainstream.

Haha, I know, excuses excuses tsk tsk. Sorry!! If you know me, that's my specialty. Woohoo! Haha.

Anyhow, Merry Christmas, ya'll! And a Happy New Year!

xx,
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