Joke Stories

3. The Nun

3. The Nun

I'm going to assume most of you readers know what Hooters is.

For those who don't, it's a diner where the waitresses are on roller skates. And they serve stuff on those shoes.

Moving on to the story.

There was a nun who really had to go to the restroom. She was in the middle of nowhere and the only place (nearest) she could go to was at Hooters. To most people, this is a place where people drink tons of beer and stuff like that- which nuns aren't allowed to do.

Knowing that this was her only hope, she entered the place and quickly went to the bartender. She was most definitely aware that everyone was practically staring at her as if saying, "What is that nun doing here?"

"Sir, I really have to borrow your restroom." said she.

"It's right there on the right, ma'm." he pointed. "However, there is a statue of a naked man with only a leaf covering his private."

"That's alright." the nun replied and dashed to the comfort room.

A few moments later, the lights in the diner flickered, and the nun came back out. Again, everyone was staring at her. In a matter of seconds, everyone was cheering.

Confused as she is, she approached the nearest man and asked, "Why is everyone cheering?"

The man, trying to stop his laughter, said, "You, my dear sweet nun, are one of us now."

Still confused- and curious- as she is, she approached the waitress and asked her what the commotion was all about.

"You see, lady, you are one of us now."

Again confused and curious, she approached the bartender. "Excuse me, sir. What is the commotion all about and why is everyone saying that I'm one of them."

The bartender, with a huge grin plastered on his face, explained. "You see, madam, everytime someone lifts the leaf, the lights flickered. And to answer your second question, it's because the lights flickered."

-------------------------------------

HAHAHAHAHA. DID YA'LL GET THE JOKE? COMMENT BELOW IF YA'LL DID! HAHAHA. :)

Sorry it took so long to update this story, but hehehe, I was kind of slacking off a little bit. I'm sorry!!! But, on a bright note, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE !! :))) I hope you enjoyed this one! :)

xx,
cutecutch