The Amazing Life of Samuel Vanity

well that went well!

I took my new PINK phone off the charger, and checked the time. 10:00 am. wow! I never slept that long before! I could get used to this! I put on a pair of ripped black super skinny jeans, a black veil brides shirt and a grey beanie. I slipped on a pink zebra striped sock, and a black zig zagged sock. I peeked out the door, and jumped down this stairs skillfully. I went to the cabinet and got a glass for water. I looked around and saw the sink. I turned it on slightly, and put my cup under it. once half way full I gulped it down. "when did you get up?" someone asked right behind me. I spun around and saw dahvie with a handful of Oreos. "uh, 10:00? I think" I said looking over his shoulder at the flashing lights on the stove. "oh, well do you want some breakfast?" dahvie asked. "uh, no I'm not hungry" just as I said it, my stomach growled loudly. "I think you are hungry, at least your stomach is." he said jokingly poking my stomach. I truer to hide a wince, but failed horribly. "what's wrong Sam?" asked looking into my eyes worried. "uh, nothing, I think my phone is ringing, I'll be back in a minute" I said trying to escape dahvies death glare. "your phone isn't ringing, the only numbers in there are mine and jayys. neither of us are calling you. now come here so I can look at your stomach!" he said, still giving me the 'you-can't-get-away-with-it' look. I groaned and lifted my shirt slightly. "oh my god Sam! who did that!" dahvie yelled wincing at the sight himself. "jayy! come here now!" dahvie yelled up the stairs. jayy came hopping down the stairs with a smile until he saw dahvies wide eyes." oh my god!" he yelled. I pulled down my shirt. "it's not that bad, they've done worse_" I stopped mid sentence. slapping my mouth shut. "who's done worse?" the asked at the same time. "nobody, just forget it guys. I'm fine, see?" I said poking my stomach and trying not to wince every time. "are you sure?" jayy asked touching my stomach with his cool fingers. the black, blue, and purple bruised skin was almost gone, it was mostly yellow and discolored now. " I'm fine, I promise." I say smiling sarcastically. "on another note, why don't we eat?" dahvie asked. "k." I say, looking down at my flat stomach. we had pancakes with bacon, and some strawberry milk. yum!

"let's play 20 questions!" jayy said suddenly. "yea let's play, except we are only asking you questions!" dahvie yelled playfully. "ok first question." I gave the go-ahead to ask any personal questions.

"birthday?". "Halloween" I said looking down. "omg! can we switch birthdays?!" dahvie yelled excitedly. "I do tthibk you can do that dahv." jayy said giggling.

"had you first kiss?" " haha. no." I said, my face heating up. "so your a virgin?" my cheeks were burning by now. "yea." I curled my knees up to my to my chest and put my forehead on my knees. "uhh, favorite bands?" "botdf, bvb,sws, ptv, and fall out boy." I say looking up. "he's like an angel sent from above!" dahvie said looking astonished. I giggled. "favorite colors?" "black, red, navy blue, sea foam green, purple." I say. sea foam green doesn't really seem like my color, but I like it. "I have no more- oh wait, what do you like to do for fun?" dahvie asked looking at me excitedly. "uh, listening to music, and skateboardng." I say. I'm boring!"we need to go shopping for Sam so go get ready. we are heading to the mall in 40 minutes!" dahvie declared already half way up the stairs.

<<<<>>>><<<<>>>>><<<<>>> I carefully walked up the stairs, making sure I didn't fall. I'm afraid of stairs. I walked to my bedroom and went straight to my closet. after 15 minutes of debating on what shoes I should wear, I finally chose my vans. I hopped to the bathroom. I put a black bandana around my long hair, and spiked up the back. I looked at the roots of my hair. time to re-dye my hair! I grabbed my iPhone, and carefully walked down the stairs. dahvie and jayy were looking at me weird once I was at the bottom of the stairs. "why did you just walk down the stairs like that?" dahvie asked, his eyebrow raised. " like what?" I asked."this is literally what you looked like." he Said putting his monster down and went to the top of the stairs. he basically demonstrated how I walked down the stairs. jayy giggled. " I'm afraid of stairs. I'm sorry!" I apologizeed sarcastically, rolling my eyes. " haha let's go." dahvie yelled throught he house, picking up his keys and wallet.