The Amazing Life of Samuel Vanity

8 months

" Well, Sam, your babies are amazing! have you picked out any names yet?" Dr.smith smiled, grabbing a white fluffy towel for me to the gel of my swelled stomach. "The names are Ahston Micheal Vanity, and Harry Mason Vanity. My freind Jayy helped pick them out." I smiled, wiping the blue sticky gel off my stomach. A small pain shot through my skin, and I realized One just kicked. "That child sur is active! I can't beleive they still have room in there, your nearly 8 months!" she smiled down at my stomach. Another kick was felt, and I giggled, getting off the bed, and onto my swollen feet and ankles. "Man! you are going to have so much fun when there here! Oh, now that you are in your 8th month, I need you to start coming here every week! I'll have our receptionist talk to you about another appointment. Good luck, and Good bye Sam! see you next week" with that Dr.smith wlked out of the room, leaving the door open so I could leave.

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   "Dahvie! Jayy! look at this!" I yelled, laying down on the couch, with a plate on my gigantic stomach. Right when they walked into the room, One of the babies kicked, making the plate move. "oh my god! Can I feel?" Jayy questioned, coming over and hesitantly putting his hand out. I grabbed his hand, and guided it to where the kicks were coming from. Just then, A gigantic foot kicked Jayys hand."oh s.hit! that's weird! NO MORE!"he yelled. I giggled, looking down at my stomach. You could see the babies. my babies rolling around in my stomach, like little bowling balls. I grabbed Dahvie's hand and let him feel. He kneeled down, his eyes level with my stomach. "I can't beleive it. You are definitely going to have your hands full. But don't worry, Jayy and will always be here to help." he whispered to me, small droplets of water in the corners of his eyes. I sniffled, and pulled him in for a hug. "Your truly amazing Dad. I wouldn't switch families if my life depended on it. Now stop crying, your going to make me cry!" I laughed letting go of him. I sat, and looked at my swollen stomach. "oh lord, I am so fat right now! but in 1 month, I can go back to going for a jog and put my hip piercings back in. and everything!" I mumbled. Dahvie chuckled. "I'm going to head home! love you guys, I'll see you tommorw!' I smiled, attempting to get off the couch. It ended up being as if a turtle was trying to flip over, off of his shell. After 5 minutes of trying, I groaned, and Dahvie pulled me up. "Thank you." I grumbled, putting my black moccasins on my swollen feet. I swear. I can't even see me toes.  I hate not being able to see my toes, but in 1 month, I can go back to being my skinny self! I shouted a goodnight, then left Dahvies house. Once i got inside my house, I locked the doors, then turned on the lights. I had dinner at dads house, but I want ice cream. I waddled to the freezer, opening it to find double cookies and cream ice cream. I grabbed a spoon, and the carton, heading to the living room. I was about to sit down when I heard a knock on the door. I groaned, flailing my hands trying to get up. "One second!" I yelled, finally getting up. I opened the door, and found no one there. "stupid a.ss hole kids" I muttered closing the door. I went and grabbed my carton of ice cream, and the tv remote. There was another knock on the door. I groaned and yelled at the door. "WHO IS IT!" I screamed, not bothering to get up, I can hear through the door. "I-it's uh it's .Jayy" a voice called. I rushed to the door, and opened it, to find a fuming Jayy on my doorstep, with a black eye. "oh shiitake mushrooms! what happend Jayy!" I screamed pulling him inside. "I just, uhh, funny story. Jack knocked on the door 5 minutes after you left, and asked for you. I got a little mad, and punched..him. He punched me first though! Gosh I hate that kid right now. " he explained, smiling throughout the whole thing. I giggled, then handed him my ice cream." oh lawd! he really has some guts doesn't he. Hopefully, I won't see him after these monsters get out of me. Ill be p.issed if he finds out." I grumbled.watching jayy eat the rest of the ice cream in the carton. "you know what we should do?" I asked. "uhh, don't know"

"we should get dahvie to come over here, and we can watch all 3 seasons of American horror story!" I cheered, grabbing my phone, and texting dahvie.

5 Minutes later dahvie came through the door, with someone else with him.

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cliffhanger!:3

another small chapter, but hopefully I can make a bigger one soon.

Shoutout to @sarahminner, she did the amazing cover!

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