The Amazing Life of Samuel Vanity

oh lawd

Previously on who adopted me?!(a/n: I've always wanted to say that cx):

5 minutes later, Dahvie came through the door

I bolted up to my room, slamming the black door, and landed on my bed, balling up my fist, and sobbing. how could dahvie bring him? was this some sick joke?

"why did you do that dahv?"

"he's got a reason for being here!"

"but he cheat-"

"he was forced! would you just listen!"

"5 minutes."

a few minutes later, Jayy came through the door to my room, and sat down on the edge of my bed. " he's got a good, tragic reason. are you willing to listen and tell him?" jayy whispered. "I guess he deserves to know about them." I whispered, hiding my face in the black hood that was covering my black hair. I slid the sleeves of my hoodie over my hands, and got up. I hid behind Jayy the whole way out to the living room. He was sitting on the floor, sniffling, while dahvie comforted him. I couldn't help the jealousy that bubbled inside my veins. "what's your easoning." I spoke quietly. Both Dahvie and Jack snapped their heads over to me. "uhm. well. uh." he sobbed through the while story. I wanted to go and comfort him, and tell him it would be ok, that everything would be fine, and that I still loved him. But I couldn't. Not yet. Not until I tell him. He told me about all the late night beatings, and the bet. He told me about how he was forced to do things he was against doing to that guy.

"so I guess it's my turn." I spoke from behind Jayy. Jack looked up, his eyes red, and puffy. "so, uh. remember Halloween? when you know, s.hit happend? well, this is so weird to say and I still can't get over the fact. I have the men, and women reproductive organs inside my body, so I'm able to. get pregnant. So, I'm pregnant, with twins. You sir! You did this to me! ALL BACAUSE YOU FORGOT TO USE PROTECTION!" I yelled. Jack looked wide eyed, and got up. Jayy calmed me down. "Oh Lawd. my hormones are horrible. These flipping pills don't do s.hit. Don't flip s.hit please." I came out from behind Jayy. holding my very large tummy. Jack looked from my face, to my stomach, back to my face. Let me tell you, he had the most widest smile, and his face brightened. "wow. ca-can I feel?" he whispered. looking down at my swollen belly. I lifted up my jacket, showing the strech marks on my stomach. I grabbed his hands, and put each in either side. I felt them kicking, and moving around. Jacks face lit up, tears in his eyes. "could I hug you?" he asked, blushing slightly. I pulled down my shirt, and pulled him into a side hug, because right now, I can't give actual hugs. "well, jayy and I are going to leave you two, to catch up, and crap! Goodnight Sam, and jack!" they shouted, leaving through the front door.

"so, um, it's good to see you again. God I feel so used." Jack mumbled, wiping his running nose. "it's in the past, Jack, and I missed you." I smiled, pulling him into a hug, sitting on the couch. "so, you dont hate me?" he looked up, his eyes glossed over with tears,red and puffy. "I don't hate you. I'm p.issed at the pedophile for doing that to you. God , I missed you so much. I wish I would have looked through the act. I was selfish, and didnt think about the possibilities. I'm stupid jack, I'm so sorry." I cried, burying mt head in his neck. "it's not your fault, I didn't even know until...it happend. Let's get off that topic, What are the babies names?" he smiled. "Ashton micheal Vanity, and Harry Mason Vanity. Jayy and dahvie helped pick them. wanna see the rooms?" I smiled, trying to get up. "definitely." he grinned, hopping up from his seat. I struggled to turn so I could get up."one second. could you help me, maybe?" I smiled sheepishly. He grabbed my hand, and pulled me up. "gosh I can't wait until I don't need help to get off my own couch.." I grumbled, pulling my hoodie down, and leading Jack to the hallway. "This is Ashton's" I pointed to the door with Ashtons name on it, grabbing the handle. I pushed the door open, and walked in. "Dahvie painted, and basically did everything, but pick out the decorations." I mumbled. The crib sheet was a seafoam green, the mesh crib liner was navy blue. The baby mobile hung from the side, a plush ctopus, ship, and pirate hung down. The crib was all black, with a changing station to the side. a window was opposite wall of the crib, with blue curtains, with little fish. The closet doors had bubble stickers, with little fish. The closet itself was filled with clothes, from dahvie. Jack wrapped his arms around my belly from behind, and admired the room." Y'all did a great job." he whispered. "next room?" he nodded. I closed the door to Ashtons room, and went down the hall to Harry's room. I pushed the door open, and walked through. "This is the pirate ship type room." I mumbled. Dahvie had painted the walls a baby blue. Each room had a black comfy rocking chair. Ashton's was a navy blue, while Harry's was a grey color. The crib sheet was red and white striped. The mesh crib liner was red. There was a black crib, and a brown wooden changing station. The baby mobile had a plush pirate ship, a parrot, and an anchor. The baby blanket was navy blue, with a white anchor, Ashton's was black and had a shark on it. This made me think. "I only have 2 weeks left until I have my c-section." I whispered. "then we can meet the little bugers that have been kicking me for the past 9 months. " I smile even more. I turned in Jack's grip, and slammed my lips into his. The spark was still there, making me shiver. He moved his hands up to my neck, resting his hands on each side of my cheeks. I still loved him. I never stopped. We can be a family. It wouldn't be perfect, but it would be awsome. Jack smiled into the kiss, pulling back. "I never stopped loving you Sam." he whispered against my lips. "me either Jack. I love you to the moon and back." I bit my lip. This time he kissed me. His hands made their way to my swollen belly. "we can be a family. It won't be perfect, but we can work on it." he smiled. I smiled back, and pecked his lips. "come on." I pulled him into the livingroom. " were gonna eat tubs of ice cream, and watch movies." I smiled, handing him a spoon, and grabbing two tubs of ice cream. "why so much ice cream." he questioned. "I'm pregnant, I have the munchies...mostly for ice cream." I smirked. He laughed grabbing the tub, and led us into the living room. We spread out blankets on the floor, and plopped down, picking Disney movies. Finding nemo, The lion king, a bugs life, and many others. We cuddled on the floor, eating our ice cream, Ashton and Harry kicking me occasionally, and watching movies together.

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A loud clatter came from the kitchen that morning, made me jump up, well try to get up as fast as I could. Jack looked at me sheepishly. "I was gonna make pancakes." he laughed. "ok, I'm go to the shower. I stink." I made a disgusting face and made my way to the bathroom. I stripped down, and got. under the hot water, closing the shower curtain. When I was done rinsing off, I got out of the shower, and wrapped a towel around me, getting dressed. When I came back into the kitchen, Jack was putting whipped cream on the pancakes. "g'morning." I smiled wrapping my arms around his waist. "good morning babe." he smiled, turning in my grip, and handing me a plate of pancakes. "yum." I mumbled, sitting down on the couch, tucking my feet under me. "come sit." I mumbled, covering my mouth full of pancakes. Jack walked into the livingroom,plopping down on the couch beside me. "boo, these are good." I smiled, putting whipped cream on his nose. he looked at me wide eyed, then smiled evily. He removed his plate, and scooted over to me. "hey Sam " he smirked." yes daylong." I said in a posh accent. "you have a little something on your face." he smirked, putting whipped cream on my face. I laughed and kissed him anyway, my tongue licking the whipped cream off his nose. "mmm. yummy." I whispered, kissing his plump pink lips.

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