The Amazing Life of Samuel Vanity

warped tour!!!

I awoke to Dahvie and Jayy beating on pans with spoons helling 'its warped day! its warped day!' right oputside my door. Literally the worst possible thing to wake up to. i threw a pillow at Jack, telling him to get up. I walk to the door, and i find dahvie and jayy banging pans together. "SHUT UP!!!!" i yell half asleep. i slammed the door shut and got dressed; black skinny jeans, bvb tanktop, and red beanie cause i didnt feel like doing my hair today. pulled on my bulky vans, then plopped down on Jack. " hey giraffe, wake up!" i whispered in his ear. He looked up, then kissed me on the lips. amazing I thought. i always felt imaginary tingles around my lips when he stopped. " its almost time to leave for warped." i whispered, hugging him, then leaving the room. " good morning Jayy" i said, walking into the kitchen. " morning sam." he said back. i turned from the cabinet, and looked at him, thinking. " hey jayy?' i asked, turning around and sitting on the counter. " yes sam?" he looked up from his phone. ": coukld you die my hair hot pink and black?" in asked with the best puppy dog eyes. " yea, i guess i could." he smiled. " dahvie coukd cut your hair after too, if you want." he suggested. " Now that im up, what are we doing?" Jack yawned, comi9ng down the stairs in a pair of super tight grey skinny jeans, a red super low v-neck, with black and neon purple zig-zagged socks, and a black beanie. " like what you see sam?" her asked, smirking and raising an eyebrow at me. " yea, now i can check you out freely cause ypur my boyfreind." i smirked beack, and he blushed. "HA! FINALLY I MADE YOU BLUSH!!!" is screamed out loud, running around the house. " yall are too cute." i heard dahvie mumble, shaking his head and smiling.

" icall bottom bunk!!" i yelled running onto the tour bus. " i call the other one!" i heard Jack yell. That goober. I put my stuff in my bunk, then went to the kitchen. i want oreos. i never really gain wait, sop thats a good thing, right? i walked to the kitchen on the bus, and sure enough, the fridge was full of arizona tea, jack daniel's, water, and soda. The pantry was full of oreos,and ramen noodles. yum. "where is my bae?" Jack screeched from behind me, pulling me in to a hug. " imhere." i mumbled, my mouth was stuffed with oreos. Literally stuffed. Jack giggled, after seeing my face, and i blushed. usual reaction. "I see you were hungry." jack smiled, hugging me. i noddded, then swallowed my oreos. "so, what did you need?" i asked, hugging hum still. " oh, i wante to know the next tour date." he said, grabbing one of my cookies, then licking the cream from the inside of it. " its june arizona? i think, you would have to ask dahvie, or jayy." i said, eating another cookie.  " do yall have everything?" jayy asked, appearing in the kitchen area, his black and red long hair flopping in his face. " i think so. what about you Jack?" he nodded, saying he got everything, and that we could leave.

  The bus's engine revved, signaling that we were leaving. i pulled out my laptop, and looked up 'warped tour 2013' then pressed enter. i looked at the list of bands playing; Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, and many others, 50 to be exact. " hey jack!' i yelled from my bunk. "yes sam" he sid, hopping on the couch, pulling me and my laptop into his lap. " the first date is june 15,in arizona." i confirmed. he kissed my jaw, then kissed my nose. I giggled, then kissed his lips. So soft, sweet, overall amazing. i thought to myself. Jack kissed back emmediatly. After 32 secxonds exactly, i heard dahvie yell "PDA!!PDA!!' around the bus. i rolled my eyes, then got off of Jack. i walked to the kitchen, and grabbed an Arizona Green tea.i opened it, then walked back to jack. i sat in my usual spot in his lap, and put my skinny arms around his skinny hips. i felt something under his shirt. Jack giggled, then pulled up his shirt. he had hip piercings! " you have hip piercings, and you didnt tell me?" i asked, poking them. he giggled, then full out laughed. " im tick-li-lish!" he laughed more. When Dahvie walked in, he gave me a 'wtf'' look. " Jack has hip piercings!" I laughed, pulling up Jack shirt to his nipples. Dahvie then looked concerned. "What happend?!" dahvie whispered to Jack, pointing to his stomach.

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hi... late update, but I did it!!!!:) thank Jesus!! no more school for three flippin months!!!:) yay!!

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