The Amazing Life of Samuel Vanity

2 weeks left

Jacks pov.^.^.:

  I had no idea what to expect when I had went over to Sam's with dahvie. Throughout the whole conversation with Dahvie on why I left, I sobbed, it was worse when I had to tell the story two more times. I didn't expect Sam to believe me, but he did. I know now that he is the only one I want. Forever and always.

  When Sam had told me he was pregnant, I wasn't shocked, more surprised. I already knew guys could get pregnant, my cousin did. I just didn't think Sam was going to be one of the few men that could conceive! When he told me we were having twins, I was happy. The names were beautiful, and when I felt them both kick, it was amazing. I've always wanted to have a kid. Now I get to have two, with Sam.

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Sam's Pov -°^°.°^°-:

I have less than two weeks, and I'm miserable. Last night, I literally told Jack to 'get me some fvcking icecream' at 3 in the morning. He had to get to work the next day too! He just skied and handed me the tub of icecream, and payed back down.

  "Jack!" I yelled from the bedroom. "yes dahling?" he smiled, speaking in a posh accent. "could you be a dear and get me the remote?" I smiled sheepishly, pointing to the remote at the end of the bed. He rolled his eyes."fine, but I want smoochies first! I have to leave soon, someone bleached ms. pearsons hair, then turned it purple. Now I have to go in early and dye it back to brown!" he grumbled, handing the remote to me. I pulled his face to mine, and connected our lips. A small moan came from my throat, and he smiled. "bye babe! love you, see ya at 4:30!" he turned and walked towards the door. "Tease " I grumbled, pulling my hoodie over my head. "love you to boo! be careful!" I yelled. focusing on the reruns of robs fantasy factory, and ridiculousness. It's only 9:00, and I'm bored. I called jayy, wandering what he was doing on this fine Wednesday morning. "I'm sleeping, and you should be too. The twins are aren't they?" he mumbled sleepily through the phone. "Yea, their nocturnal, so they kept me up all night, kicking my bladder, so I was basically having to pee the whole night! their both moving now, so I guess that's a good thing right?" I laughed. "yea I guess. I can stop by and pick you up so we can go make up shopping later? how does that sound?" he suggested, still sounding half asleep. "yeas that's cool, just text me when your gonna leave so I have at least 15 minutes to try and get dressed, k?" I asked. I could practically sense him rolling his eyes. "yea, ok, see you later, bye Sam!" he grumbled, ending the phone call. I rolled my eyes and got up to go make some breakfast. I walked out to the kitchen in my pichachu slippers with a pair of black sweat pants on, with one of Jacks shirts on. He was taller, so his shirts hid the gigantic bump more than my shirts. I pulling out a frying pan, and set out the pancake mix, with a mixing bowl. I made 4 pancakes topped with whipped cream, strawberries and syrup. Just as I sat down, my phone rang. I made a big 'ugh' noise and got up to get it. It was a text from Jack.

Ms.Pearson's new hair do! LAWL! x'D

The attachment was a picture of an old leafy with bright purple hair. I couldn't help it, I burst out laughing, making tears fall from my eyes. I typed an 'oh lawd.' and put my phone on the coffee table.  I reached for the remote, finally having to get up and get it. I put on my usual MTV and watched. not really, I was thinking about what happens after these monsters get here. Jack and I both have jobs. We could handle evrything financially. There would be feeding two kids every 3 hours, having to deal with my c-section incision healing properly. Us not being able to have alone time. Me worrying constantly. all this is good though. It's bonding time for everyone.we will all be at the hospital together too. Jack gets to stay the night. Doctor Smith told me I had to stay a minimum of 2 days, unless something occurs. Hopefully nothing occurs, and I can go home and snuggle in my own bed with Jack. This going to be fun.

   My thought were interupped by my phone shouting the words to 'hell on heels' by botdf. "hello?"

"hey jack, be ready in 30 minutes, were going make up shopping!" Jayy said through the phone. I said a quick 'okay' and waddled nto my room. I pulled off my sweat pants, and changed into another pair of black sweat pants with a draw string. I pulled on an oversized hoodie, and slipped my swollen feet into my black moccasins. Just as I finished a knock sounded from the door, Signalling Jayy had arrived. I grabbed my keys, phone and wallet, then walked outt he door.  "hi jayy." I smiled at him, closing the door to his car. "hey Sam" he smiled back, turning on the radio, and speeding off to the mall. it was a weekday, so not many people were there.

3 hours, 2 lipsticks,4 eyeshadows, and 30 minutes later, we were on our way to mc donalds.  Once we ordered, we got our food at the window, and made our way to my house. Jayy dropped me off, then went to his. Once I got inside, I slippd off my shoes, and plopped down on the couch. food. I smiled at the lovly thought, and chewed on my French fries, watching American horror story. A few kicks were felt, until a pain soared through my body, I hissed and scrunched my body up. It stopped about 10 seconds later. I went back to eating my burger, and texted jack. Jack works at a hair salon, that pays good money. He tested me saying he was on his way home, that he was driving. After a few minutes. Jack came through the door, with an obnoxious "HONEY I'M HOME!" and plopped down on the couch next to me. he kissed my cheek, then told me he was going to take a shower. A few minute after, anoth surge of pain went through my body. I scrunched my face up in pain. and groaned  loudly. I looked down at my stomach and sighed. "you boys really hate being scrunched up don't you." I smiled rubbing my belly. a foot kicked down, making another pain go through my body. ow. I got up, and went back to my room. I was about to lay down, when liquid came rushing down my leg. My eyes widened in terror, and screamed as a harder pain came through my body. "Jack!" I yelled, sitting down on the carpet, holding my belly. I heard the water turn off, and found jack rushing over to my side of the bed, a towel around his waist. He slid down, and hugged me. "what is it?" he soothed,mimicking deep breaths. "baby. water. broken. contra-OW!" I screamed, grabbing jacks hand, sqeezing as tight as I could. He rushed to the closet, putting sweatpants on and a shirt, pulling on his red Tom's. He grabbed the baby's bag, and ours, before helping me up. he dropped everything, and jumped in the front starting the car. "Sam hold on. we're going to be there-" "You! YOU DID THIS!" I yelled, glaring at him. He rolled his eyes and focused on the road. he knew they were hormones. once we got there, he grabbed me and we made our quickly to labor and delivery, 3rd floor.  The on call doctor was my doctor, so I guesss today was the day- well night. Before I knew it, they were putting an epidural in my back, and prepping me for surgery. Jack cam in 15 minutes later in scribe. He entwined our fingers together, and waited for the doctor to say when we would start the c-section.

"ready babe?" Jack whispered. "totally."

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  fifteen minute later, they announced they were cutting the incision.

Another fifteen, we heard the first cry.

"baby boy, 5lbs. 10 oz. 21 in. very healthy baby!" a nurse cheered

2 minutes. A second cry.

"baby boy, 6 lbs. 15 oz. 20 in. very healthy." tears of joy streamed down my face, as they annouced both Ashton, and Harry were healthy, and out. The next 30 minutes consisted of the nurses washing off the boys, while the doctor sewed me up.

  Soon, we were taken back to my prep room, were Jayy and Dahvie were smiling, with blue balloons in both hands. I smiled wide at them, tears still streamng down my face. Both Ashton, and Harry were under an incubator light, to keep them warm.

  Within the next few hours, We were transported to The postpartum wing, where we would stay for 3 nights.

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it happend! I'm awsome? or what? LAWL, vote and comment

This is the last chapter! I'm going to do a prologue after this, so it's not completely over. I hope you all enjoyed this book. I'm now editing past parts, and taking out A LOT. of things. do you night wanna go back and read!:) vote amd comment, please!!!:)