Chapter Five

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Of course, shit hit the fan. Obviously it would, since I was out with Jesse and Raiden. They are both crazy fuckers. I can't help but envy their friendship. They're both fucking weird but you can tell they'd do anything for each other no matter what. Anyway back onto what happened.

Two hours earlier...

Jesse climbs onto the bar, dragging me with her. "Let's dance!" She giggles.

"Sure!" I laugh. In sync we both randomly start moving our bodies. We swiftly discovered that we can't dance for shit.

Raiden below us roars with laughter, tears falling from his eyes. "You look like a fish out of water trying to get back to sea but failing miserably and ends up in the Sahara desert."

Jesse pauses to shoot Raiden a glare. "You look like a fucking alpaca on crack."

I burst out laughing, too drunk to bother to make sense of anything they're saying. My feet fall out from under me and I grab Jesse to try to stop myself from falling, and instead end up falling on top of her. "Payback's a bitch." I giggle.

We hear wolf whistles and someone yells out. "Make out!"

Jesse gets up and lunges at the guy, punching him in the face.

"Oh fuck." Raiden groans. He grabs Jesse and drags her away.

"I'm calling the police you psycho bitch!"

Raiden says to me, "Come on. Let's go."

We all shove through the crowd, bursting out into the cool evening air. We hear sirens in the distance. "Seriously? What police actually arrive that fast?" I throw my hands up in the air.

In sync Jesse and Raiden yell. "RUN!" Without hesitating, we leg it.

I've never ran so fast in my life. We zigzag through streets. A voice behind us yells. "Get back here!"

Jesse and Raiden's heads turn to look behind us. "Oh fuck."

"Oi it's you little bitch!" The police officer roars, pointing at Jesse.

She smirks at him. "Didn't yo mumma tell you it's rude to point?" She taunts.

"I'm gonna get you!" He starts sprinting towards us.

We leg it again, with me screaming. "How the fuck do you know him?"

Jesse roars with laughter, her shoulders shaking and tears pouring down her face.

Raiden grabs her arm to keep her steady, lips twitching in amusement. "She's clobbered him over the head twice with her heels. First time with me after clubbing, and second time on her first date with Callan after he went skinny dipping."

An idea pops into my head. "Wanna make it a third time?"

Jesse grins at me. "I knew there was a reason I like you. Okay you two restrain him and I'll knock him out."

Raiden and I nod at each other and wait for him to catch up to us. When he does, we both lunge at him and tackle him to the ground. Jesse appears in front, grinning manically at him. "Hello again."

"You little bitch-"

Before he can say anything, Jesse takes off her heels and bashes them against the back of his head, knocking him unconscious.

We all get up and get a taxi back to Jesse's.

Back to current time...

"Did you see his face." Raiden laughs.

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