"No. I wanna watch you....."
Kris was partially taken aback by what Isabella had just said. "Que?"
"I wanna watch you. I mean this is practically a date. So we should do a practical thing in an impractical way."
"Ok. But why would you be watching me?"
"Cause we're going to a karaoke bar."
"Oh no no no. I absolutely hate karaoke! Unless it's actually good."
"Come on."
Kris grabbed his jacket, following Isabella out the door. In reality, Isabella was taking Kris to an apartment Willam Belli owned for his friend's drag shows. So. Yeah. Basically, Isabella took Kris to a drag show. That they'd BOTH participate in.
"What your favorite song?" Isabella asked.
"I have a lot. Like Mi Gente, the original Despacito, even though the new one is good too. Eem, Ride."
"Do you like Mi Gente and Despacito because they remind you of Spain?"
"That's part of the reason. Plus, they're just really good songs. And some of Drake's songs, like Controlla, Too Good, Work, the Jamaican sounding songs are good too."
"Do you have any Caribbean in you?"
"Some of my family members are from Jamaica, Cuba, Barbados, and even Haiti. But most of my family are Spaniards and Mexicanos."
"So you have Haiti, do you know any French? Cause Haiti is also a French nation."
"Oui. Je fais connaisance le language du Francais."
"Ooh la la. My menz can speak French."
"Si. Tres Bueno."
"And Spanish. Well, figure out what I'm saying. Mi papi es muy, muy sexy."
"My daddy is very, very sexy. And I know it." Kris said. "Y mi mami es muy rapido."
Isabella gave a Valley Girl scoff. "Ok. Ok."
The car was silently for a minute until Kris looked at Isabella and Isabella gave a flirtatious laugh.
"Alright. We're here."
"Let's go."
Kris and Isabella walked up to a tall, white Adobe house. It had a black cherry cookie cutter roof. The typical architecture of Los Angeles homes. Isabella knocked on the door. After a few minutes a girl appeared at the door. She had a sharp contour, vibrant and extravagant plum makeup, blinding gold shimmer highlights, plump and juicy blackberry stained lips, the most fleek eyebrows, all with an impregnatingly sharp jaw. The girl also had big blonde, Marilyn Monroe style hair that must've been a wig, adorned by neon yellow roots and a small, costume like, denim top hat. The girl wore a neon yellow body suit that had black mesh along the side of the legs, a denim jacket with black sequins on the pocket flaps, neon bangles, and black and purple striped heel boots. She was obviously a queen, who was serving fish, and was Willam.
"Hey." Willam said.
"Hello."
"Who's this?"
"It's my friend Kris. We came to do a karaoke type show."
"Ok. The party hasn't started yet, so you're in luck."
Willam led them to a room to discuss what they'd do.
"It'll have to a pop up appearance. And it better be good."
"Alright." Kris said.
"Ooh. A Spanish boy."
"Si. From Spain." Kris smiled.
"Ok then. It's done." Willam said scribbling something on paper. "Kris, what songs do you want to do?"
"Casa de los recuerdos. Y, Mujer peligrosa."
"Excuse me, what?"
"Willam no habla spani."
"Oh. I'm sorry?"
"Si papi."
Kris looked at Isabella with disdain. "That was Spanish."
"It's common Spanish." Kris showed confusion with a raised eyebrow. "Meaning, ... it's meaning is known internationally."
"I see. Well, mama. I will do, House of Memories y Dangerous Woman."
"One more honey."
"Eem. Loyal."
"By who?"
"Chris Brown."
"Thank you. And you Is-za?!" Willam perked his voice up on the last syllable of her nickname.
"I'll do Umberella, Stupid Hoe, My neck My back?"
"Oh damn! Ok mama." Willam widened his eyes as he took a chew on his gum. "So Kris? it is?"
"Si."
"Great. What kind of outfit do you want for your songs?"
"For House of Memories, .... eem, just a white dress shirt, some type of cummerbund it is?"
"Yeah." Willam said.
"That, the white shirt, and grey dresspants, and I think that's it."
"For house of memories. Right?"
"Si."
"What about the other songs?"
"For mujer peligrosa, why don't I just keep the same clothes for Casa de los recuerdos on, but like lingerie underneath?"
"That works, you'll just have to either wear the lingerie for both those two, or change during Is-za's performance."
"Fantastico!" Kris smiled.
"What are you gonna wear for loyal?" Isabella asked.
"Uh..."
"Just so you know, you'll have to take a feminine figure for that one, it'll still be a lip sync, so."
"Lip what?"
"Sync."
"Sicronizacion de labios."
"Oh. Gracias. Alright then. I guess I'll dress according to the video."
"Ok then." Willam said. "And now to the Freak of the Festival. What're you gonna wear hon?"
"For Umbrella, I'll just wear what Rihanna wore in the actual video, for Stupid Hoe I'll probably wear some booty shorts, neon combat boots, and a pink Pink brand sports bra?"
"Biiiiitch, I wish I had money like you. But I have a Nike crop top that says cunt if you wanna use that."
"Sure I guess."
"What about My neck My back?"
"Probably a cute yellow swimsuit."
"Cool. I got your outfits, so come with me so you guys can get costumes ready before the show starts."
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Last_Mami-Bambi
FanfictionThis is fancfiction about Adym Yorba, better known as Last_Mann or It's Ricco Tho. It features him as himself- and since I've heard some say he looks like a girl sometimes- his female counterpart Isabella Giovanna Yorba. Also known as Mami or Mami-s...