Thoughts

Breaking the Forth Wall for a Little Bit

So for the most Part, I know who's reading this. And in that way, I censor myself just a little bit. But there's someone else who's reading my shit and I don't know who you are. 

I do know a little bit about you.

I do know that your IP is routed through the U.S. and that allegedly you're over forty five, which is kinda creepy. I find it weird that someone older than my mother is reading my thoughts about  life. I mean, whatever works for you dude. 

I'm concerned about why you're reading this though. Maybe you're a wattpad admin who just needs to check for fucking weird ass shit on their platform, which is fine. But  man, like you aren't like getting off to this, right? I mean, kinkshaming isn't cool but this is like hella weird if you are. Like what the fuck my dude. There isn't gonna be anything wild, except a little bit of drinking here and there and my anal retentive habits in regards to my hair, which looks fucking beautiful by the way.

Let this be a call out. Message me, leave a comment, I dunno, let's  learn about each other.

I hope it's been interesting.