#13♡Dirty Pick Up Lines♡

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♡Preference #13♡

~Dirty Pick Up Lines~

Cameron: Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.

Nash: If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

Carter: Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!

Matt: Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand

Shawn: Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

Jack G: I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

Jack J: Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.

Taylor: Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Hayes: You know what would look good on you ? Me.

Aaron: Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

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