W: I just heard someone call Wonder Woman not that impressive
D: justsortofimpressive woman
W: yeah but the woman part is a bit misleading
D: justsortofimpressive person
W: yeah but could you sorta just take it down another notch
D: justsortofimpressive anyotherpersonnotofthemalegender
W: yeah that's great
D: lol we cant tell Diana
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W: dude help
W: test my flirts
D: fine
W: are you a highlighter because you light up my day
D: not bad
W: are you tape because you can stick with me
D: no
W: my hand got caught in my door, could you hold it so I know if there's feeling
D: that's crafty. nice
W: that's all I have
D: here's one
D: are you my homework, because I want to avoid you
W: -sigh-
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W: quick
W: dealing with an idiot
W: whats a nice way of saying "I really want to hit you in the face with a brick a million times"
R: One absolutely wishes to acquaint your facial features with a fundamental item used in building walls
D: relentlessly and repeatedly
W: omg thanks guys
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D: dude hurry
D: come if convenient
D: come if inconvenient
W: should I bring Scotland Yard with me
D: no, Lestrade will lower the rooms IQ and it's already gonna be low with you there
W: wow I see how it is
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D: can I ask you a hypothetical question
W: yeah sure pal
D: if I buy an island, and decide to create a fully functioning government what should it be
W: I don't care but I'm gonna be your right hand man
D: of course was there any competition
W: awwww
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W: so I am with Roy at Walmart
D: okay
W: and he's a bit 'out of it'
D: oh
D: send me a video and pictures
W: already got 10
W: oh he saw me texting he wanted me to ask you if cantaloupes and melons were confusing
D: tell him yes every time
W: omg he was really quiet and the he screamed THANK YOU ITS NOT JUST ME and a dad with his son were about to walk into the aisle and I could see the dads face go nope
D: lol stop texting me and take more videos
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R: so do you two idiots want to tell me where you are
W: at the hospital
R: you wanna tell me why your at the hospital
D: we have a concussion
R: you wanna tell me why you have a concussion
W: we did something stupid
R: You guys are currently in the hospital because you have a concussion from doing something stupid
R: WHICH I THINK I AM OBLIGATED TO ADD
R: I FREAKIN TOLD YOU BOTH NOT TO DO IT YET WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO? YOU DO IT! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!!
W: or worse
W: expelled
R: SHUT UP WALLACE WEST
D: full names being spoken here
R: don't think your off the hook Richard Grayson
D: sorry
W: yeah sorry
R: what am I going to do with you guys
D: break us out of the hospital
W: bring us taco bell
W: wow oh, we have different ideas
D: yeah, well I mean?
R: huh, I'll do both. I'll break you out, and well go to Taco Bell for lunch
W: YAY
D: thanks ROY!!
R: shut up you parasites
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W: I'm going to go visit star labs and Cisco and Caitlin later today
W: have you seen my star labs sweatshirt
D: ....
D: it makes a comfy sleeping shirt
W: lol I should have known
D: you can pick it up at the mountain before you go
W: okay thats fine
W: night
D: yeah night
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YOU ARE READING
From One to Another
FanfictionTexts between Dick and Wally With surprise guests -Roy Harper -Barry Allen -Bruce Wayne And more soon!! (Inspired by Fanfiction.Net's author redalert98, who's very one text story inspired my own!)
