So my last chapter has killed:
Damians_Babybird
alonewithfiction
and randomfandoms01
............ May we have a moment of silence for them.
------------------------------------------------------------
D: just put it on my schedule
W: according to your schedule, you don't have time
D: then just kick something out I guess
W: how about Tuesday evening: color code my ties, Alfred's ties, and bruce's ties?
D: no thats important
W: okay. Wednesday evening: buy rainbow goldfish
W: why?
D: because right after, Bruce has a company meeting and I'm going to be at there. So while he's inside talking about polynomial functions and quadratics, I'm going to play poker with Saha, Anthony, Gabby, and Marco (Bruce's desk receptionists) I need the goldfish to bet because Bruce warned them that they can't play with money or I'll make them bankrupt. Also we needed snacks.
W: so... important
D: kinda, yeah
W: hmm. Thursday night: study for Spanish test
D: yeah take that off my calendar. I don't even know why that's there
W: ...dude
D: priorities.
-------------------------------------------------------------
W: my AP bio teacher just quit, because she was going through her mid life crisis
D: Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
W: fun
------------------------------------------------------------
R: OMG
D: DUDE YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT
R: THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE
W: what happened?
D: so im staying over the weekend at Roy's right. And roy's neighbors dog died. So roy being the thoughtful guy he is, (and she offered him $20) agreed to take the dog's body to vet's, who'll bury him.
R: so I put the dog in one of my old suitcases. and Dick and I decided to go on the subway. So were waiting for the subway when this shady dude comes walking and asks us "what's in the suitcase?"
D: and I felt bad for saying a dead dog, so I said "just a couple of important stuff"
R: and I so very thoughtfully elaborated by saying "you know like a laptop and some super important documents"
D: and HE FREAKING RUNS
R: he grabs the suitcase from my hands and he runs out of the station just AKJBDKJVCIS
W: haha I'm dying!
R: on the bright side I still have the $20 she gave me
----------------------------------------------------
W: has anyone ever told you how extra you are?
D: yeah, extra smart
D: *puts on sunglasses*
-------------------------------------------------------
W: I mean we could just get balloons
D: how are we supposed to sneak balloons into his apartment? under our shirts?
W: no we don't blow them up. you take Roy into another room or something, and I'll go in the bathroom and I'll blow them up
D: ohhhhh
D: yeah that makes sense
W: also make sure to get cupcakes
D: yeah chocolate or vanilla
W: chocolate
W: anymore questions?
D: nope
W: so the plan: roys-epic-birthday-extravaganza is a go
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
D: so I heard your grounded.
D: how did that happen?
W: I may have started another accidental chemical fire with my chemistry kit
W: and possibly burned one pair of Iris's boots
D: ...were they the short brown ones with the black fuzzies
W: ...yeah
D: I'm surprised you just grounded, I'm sure she would have killed you
W: yeah me too
W: but I live today, so I can make another bigger mistake tomorrow
-------------------------------------------------------
W: I need you help!!!!
D: with what
W: so you know the old kiddie pool I have in my backyard. I don't want to alarm you but
W: *sends picture of multiple tadpoles in kiddie pool*
D: dude what the heck
W: you can't tell mom and dad or anyone
W: I'm gonna raise them into healthy froggies
D: can I help name them?
----------------------------------------------
YOU ARE READING
From One to Another
FanfictionTexts between Dick and Wally With surprise guests -Roy Harper -Barry Allen -Bruce Wayne And more soon!! (Inspired by Fanfiction.Net's author redalert98, who's very one text story inspired my own!)
