The General is a gamer.(Lucifer/urushiharaXreader) *discontinued*

New kid

(Alright! I'm back at it! And update on Derek. He wants to know why you guys wanted him gay, and laughed more when he read the chapters with him in them. Anywho, story time!)

You head out the door with your friends and new boyfriend. He's holding your hand as you head to school.

You roll your eyes as you hear mock kissing noises from behind you. You guess kate told them all what had happened in your room.

It wasn't even anything. Just kissing.

While you were straddling him?

I was just in his lap!

On your bed?

Shut up me!

You start to blush at your inner conversation causing Lucifer to look at you funny, which only made you blush more.

"Sooooo! Awkwardness aside!" Derek pokes your side making you squeak and Chris laughs as Tess lightly slaps his chest. "School starts in like two minutes. Race you there!" And off they all flew. You pulled Luci after you.

You all got to class on time, but definitely out of breath. You had to let go of Luci's hand to place yours on your knees to catch your breath. He seemed to take it worse.

"Don't judge me. I spent most of my time here at a computer or the sixth wonder of your school." He stuck his tongue out at you and you roll your eyes, then stop.

"Wait...what?" You say between pants. He was about to answer when the bell rings. You take your seats and look at the seat in front of kate.

No.

Absolutely not.

For once we're in agreement.

Shut up.

Shutting up.

You sigh and look away. Sitting in front of kate was fracking Kushiel. How the hell did he even get in this school? Why was he here and what the hell did he want? You write a small note and flick it onto Luci's desk.

Lucifer's pov.

Something hit me in the face from the seat in front of me. Why is (y/n) hitting me? I didn't even do anything this time. I look down and see the paper. I open it to see the one word, and confused as to why until I see her pencil pointing to.....Kay? Why was that jerk here? Didn't he have enough fun messing with the only happiness I have left?

I was about to stand up and hit him too, but (y/n) put her hand on my desk. I put mine on top of hers, and she looks back and smiles, instantly calming me down. Until the teacher had to bring the asshole to our attention.

"Well class, I guess we keep getting more and more new students huh? Hopefully his one won't ditch us for weeks." The rest of the class laughs except for our group. 'Our group'. That sounds nice.

The turd walked up to the front of the class. He turned to the whole room. Bowed and waved as is custom in this country. He then stood and waved to us all.

"Hello my name is-

~Maou's pov (cuz I'm an ass, and giving comment opportunity!)~

I was sitting enjoying my one day off, until Ashyia started telling me to clean with him. I don't want to clean. As lord of this castle I don't have to, but he said it was either that or i had to cook. I can't cook to save my life. I'd rather not die from food poisoning thank you. So, that is why I, satan, is cleaning up my subordinates' mess.

As i was cleaning I came across some boxes. How the hell does Lucifer buy things without us noticing? Let alone how did all these boxes fit under his table? I found roughly ten boxes. If he keeps getting more boxes, he could just build a house out of them and sleep outside to save space.

Anyways, I open one to find it filled with snacks. Candy, chips, anything you can eat uncooked is in there. I opened another to see a bunch of comics. There's a stack of of a guy in what looks like a morphsuit that's red and black. cool swords though. I notice the box if filled with this guy. Some thing says dead pool on the top, what ever that means.

I keep looking in these boxes, and they're all pretty much the same. snacks, comics, and video games. How much did all this cost? I don't want to throw it out in case it was a lot. When they come home from school, we're definitely having a talk about his spending habits. Maybe selling these in a field sale, or was yard sale? We could get the money back.

(sorry, wanted a fun little chapter about luci's belongings. Also I there was a new comic store in my town and I now own 9 dead pool comics)

~your pov~

"hello, my name is Kushiel. I just moved here." he smiles at the class, and winks in my direction. I have to keep myself from laughing as i can hear Luci almost growling behind me. I look to my side to see Tess looking at me shocked. She leans over as Kushiel sits down.

"okay, where did you get your power to get guys to fall for you wherever you go?" you giggle as she actually wants to know. You just shrug, since you don't know, don't care. You'd rather just be home binging some tv show, (for me, Merlin) and cuddle with Luci,and not have to deal with these guys following you around some more.

"It's the ass hole. He kidnaped her, and I hate him." you roll your eyes at Luci. technically jeremiel kidnapped you. Kushiel was just there. You turn around and pat Luci's hair.

"there there Urushihara. it's okay, he can't hurt us in this room. too many people." you smile at him and he relaxes a little bit. "anyways, lets go to mgronald's after school. Chi and maou can get us discounts!" Chi chirps up from behind Tess, "actually Maou has the day off".

"wait, so he's home?" Luci goes pale as he thinks of all the comics, snacks and games he didn't hide properly. You laugh and he playfully glares at you. You're conversation is inturrupted by the teacher clearing her throat. You and tess turn back to the front to "pay attention" to the class.

(fun fact, teacher gave us free day in my computer class, as long as we were working on school work. lol, nope. i finished this up!)