The General is a gamer.(Lucifer/urushiharaXreader) *discontinued*

Finally home

"More angels" you and Lucifer say at the same time.

"Oh is that who the jerry guy is?" Derek looks up interested in what happened.

"Jeremiel, yes. Luci broke his throat." You state matter-of-factly. Emi's jaw drops to the floor as she looks at you two. "Then there was Haniel who she was okay. Helped me stay calm but towards the end she grew annoying"

"And don't forget the flirting asshole." You look at Lucifer confused. "Oh come on, you can't be that oblivious. He was totally hitting on you. All that 'your life is in my hands' crap and him doing anything you asked for." Tess starts to crack up.

"So not only did (y/n) have a human crushing on her, today we all find out demons and angels like her too? Damn, you're on fire." You blush and at your lap as everyone but emi and Maou start to laugh.

"This is no laughing matter. Lucifer, you broke the neck of an arc angel. How stupid can you be? And who was flirting with (y/n)?" He sighs and folds his arms.

"Kushiel. Then Azreal showed up on our way out. The ass holes. Although, it's a good thing she's oblivious cuz she talked back and showed them she wasn't afraid." He kisses the top of your head, so you lean into his side and rest your head on his shoulder.

"So, now what? Are you guys in trouble? Are they going to come after you? Is there-" you hold a finger to Kate's mouth.

"Shoosh child. We'll be fine. We have each other, and we'll protect you guys too if anything happens." You smile wide and she hugs you, along with chi and tess. You giggle. "Alright, alright. It's time for bed almost 10:30. We all need sleep. Thank you Maou, Emi for coming over and helping us explain."

"No problem, if anything comes up you know where to find us. " Maou stands and Emi follows him out of your apartment. They both have to work early for early SHIFTS (I read comments. I did it right this time).

They leave and you flop onto your bed. You sigh and close your eyes only to be woken up by Derek poking you in your ear (he does that so heckin much). You instantly jump and everyone laughs. You pout.

"Fine. I'm gonna go sleep in my room. You all lost the presence of the girl who attracts man, demon and angel. Good night mortals!" You saunter out of the room to their giggles and you go to your room. Lucifer follows, and you turn raising an eyebrow at him.

"What? You said mortals. I'm a demon. I'm a higher entity." You roll your eyes shaking your head. "So I believe I have access to you and your room". You step aside and let him in, sighing but a small smile on your face.

(Warning: cliche af)

You flop down on your bed and he lays down next you. Then he sits up. You look up confused then he snuggles back down onto the bed and blankets pulling you close to him.

"What are you doing you weirdo?" You brush his hair to the side to look into his eyes. You could easily get lost in the sea of purple. He looks back up into your own (e/c) orbs smiling. You lean in a little bit.

"So this is what a bed feels like. It's so soft and comfortable." You snap out of your daze and look at him confused. "Well, at the devil's castle I sleep in boxes from things I buy online. Then when I slept over here before, I was on the couch, which isn't as soft as this. Then I slept on the floor under the futon at warehouse. It's nice. And this time I get to have you in my arms." You smile and nuzzle your face into his neck. You hear him sigh in content as he lets your hair. Soon after he stops petting, and you hear his breath even out. He fell asleep.

You giggle a little and move so your more comfortable so you can sleep too. After all, there is school tomorrow. You rest your head onto your pillow and hear Lucifer mumble is sleep as he unconsciously pulls you closer.

You snuggle closer and hear him mumble "I love you". You blush and smile, whispering "I love you too Lucifer." Then you feel your eyes start to get heavy, as you fall into the darkness of sleep as well.

~time skip to morning and end of cheese~

You wake up to giggles and a flash. You open your eyes to see tess and kate standing there with a smirking Derek behind them, holding up a phone, having just taken a picture. You groan and throw your pillow at them.

"Get out of my room!" You missed and hit chris who just entered the room. Smack dab in the middle of his face. You cover your mouth shocked because you didn't mean to do that. He just looks at you.

"As you wish princess." Then he turns and leaves, everyone laughing causing Luci to wake up. He looks up but only sees you. He leans over and kisses your forehead.

"Morning" kate goes 'awww' and Derek takes another picture. Lucifer turns around and freezes when he sees them, you just giggle.

"Alright lazy bums! Off to school! The hell that is on earth!" You get out of bed and push everyone out of your room. "I need to change for the day ahead!"

"Can I stay?" Lucifer just gets bolder and bolder. "You flick his nose.

"No. Now out!" Then you closed the door. You put on the school uniform then look at yourself in the mirror. You look like you weren't just kidnapped by angels which was exactly what you were going for.

You open you door and walk out, everyone is ready to go. Lets go have a relatively normal day.