The General is a gamer.(Lucifer/urushiharaXreader) *discontinued*

No.

(Fun fact, fell off a slide cuz my friend and I were climbing. Hurt my back, but I'll be fine. A little sad cuz my necklace got stuck and broke. I lost my ravenclaw pendant. :( anywho, enjoy!)

You open your eyes when you hear the creaking of the door. You sit up and see Haniel walking in. She sits in the chair across the table but left the door wide open. You look up at her confused.

"How are you two feeling?" She hands you a tray for your lunch food. You look at it and see a hamburger, salad, fries and a water bottle. You look up at her again.

"I'm feeling fine. A little tired but I'll survive. How am I stuck here?" She smiles and stands up, holding out her hand.

"Until the great general come out of hiding, now if you please, give me the gum in your mouth I'll throw it out for you." She smiles down at you knowingly. She may be kind, but she smart and spoils fun. You take the gum out of your mouth and sneak in the other piece like Lucifer had said. You place the gym on a napkin and hand it to her. "Thank you. We don't want you to accidentally choke on it or swallow it. Well, I'll be going now."

She got up and went to the door, you wait a few seconds then rush the door shoving your piece in the lock. She looks at you confused.

"New clothes? Is there anyway I can get some?" You look at her innocently. She smiles and shakes her head laughing a little.

"Child, you keep forgetting who I am." She takes the tissue with the first piece of gum to remove the one in the lock. "Should have saved your attempt for kushiel. He's extremely gullible when he likes someone." She closes the door and walks away. You stare at the door, but smirk.

You try the handle. By putting it on the lock instead of in the door way, the lock sticks open. The handle moves and the door opens easily. You look back at the futon and see Lucifer crawl out.

"Ready Luci?" He nods and takes your hand. You poke your head out the door and no one is coming. "You know the way. Lead on my friend." He pulls you behind him as he runs down the halls.

Surprisingly no one has seen you racing down the halls. You reach a door and Lucifer stops. You look up at him confused and worried. He looks back at you and shrugs.

"Investigation room. There may be a lot of people in here and that's why we haven't seen anyone. (Y/n), do you trust me?" You nod and he squeezes your hand reassuringly. He then opens the door and pulls you in behind him.

Sitting there is kushiel, Haniel and someone you don't recognize. Lucifer instantly freezes but glares at the third person in the room.

"Azreal. What the hell are you doing here?" He pulls you behind him protectively. You look between the two confused, and then at Haniel who looks bored but understanding, and kushiel who is looking down at the ground, almost ashamed.

"Hello Lucifer. Such a pleasure to see you again." You almost hear Lucifer growl at the other man. "I'm sure you know why I'm here. I mean no harm-"

"No harm?! If you're here for why I think you're here, how can you not mean harm?!" You can't see his face as you're behind Lucifer, but you can tell he's getting agitated. You try to hug him to calm him down but he pushed your arms away.

"And this must be the precious little (y/n)." He bows and looks up at you making eye contact, much to lucifers annoyance. "I am the archangel Azreal. He whom god helps is the meaning of my name. So in return I help retrieve his people."

You somehow feel calm around this man while Lucifer is agitated. You look up at Lucifer about to ask him why he's so upset but kushiel interrupted your thoughts.

"He's not here to take her." Lucifer looks at him confused and so do you, not understanding anything that's happening. (If you do, damn you're amazing)

"He's only here to talk. I get to choose the punishment. And it is not going to involve him. Lucifer, I promise I won't let him touch her." Lucifer just gets even more protective.

"If you're here to talk, then talk. I'm listening, and won't let you charm her." You look over his shoulder and huff, causing everyone in the room looks at you.

"What is going on? I'm lost, confused, tired, hungry, and I just want to go home and see my friends!" You feel your eyes start to prick with tears wanting to see everyone again. Kushiel nods and looks back at azreal.

"Azreal she has a point-"

"Don't you start you annoying prick!" You look at him and Lucifer smirks and Haniel tries to smother her laughter.

"As I was saying, (y/n), azreal is in charge of bringing the souls back to heaven. Basically he's in charge of who and who doesn't die". Azreal again bows.

"Kushiel says to let you live. Higher ups want him alive, you I'm guessing it's petty infatuation." Kushiel looks away and Haniel snickers. "I am only here to see, do you, (y/n) (l/n), truly feel for this fallen, Lucifer the demon general?"

You look him in the eye, so you don't notice Lucifer falter or kushiel look back at you. You stare down your nose at the archangel.

"No. I absolutely love him. You noodle-legged chicken weasel!" (Another reference that is not mine.) they all start laughing as Azreal literally takes a step back not expecting that response and Lucifer takes your hand. "Now, we will be leaving. We will leave and you will not bother us ever again. We are free to live our lives now, so good by." You pull Lucifer out the door, and you feel the entire sun shine on your face.

(Sorry for so many references. I just have a lot of things I like currently. And literally today 7/17/17 is when I fell so my back hurts and needed some laughter.)