The General is a gamer.(Lucifer/urushiharaXreader) *discontinued*

Ugh.

The day is finally over. You turn around in your seat and smile at Luci. It takes a second for him to notice you, as he's scribbling on his note book.

"Luuuuuuuciiiiii" you say in a sing song voice. You guess with the buzz of students leaving he doesn't hear you. You look around and see your friends packing up their stuff too, along with Kushiel trying to make eye contact with you. You turn back to Lucifer quickly. "Babe. Baaabe. He's gonna steal me from you." Tess giggles and pulls on your arm.

"Oh noooo. There she goooooes." He still doesn't look up and you pout. You look at his doodle and it's a horrible drawing of him blowing up Kushiel with his feathers. You kick the leg of his chair and he goes falling to the ground. He looks up at you and you continue to pout. "Rude"

"Rude? How am I rude? You're the one who pushed me to the ground!" Tess and Chi hook arms with you.

"Actually she never once touched you." Tess smirks and Chi smiles.

"Also you were kind of ignoring her and we have to go. I have work." I walk out with them Lucifer struggling to get his things, while Derek sits on his desk laughing his ass off.

"You really got to work on your people skills. Btw why are you wanting blow up the new kid?" He looks over lucifer's shoulder at the note book.

"That would be because he hates my guts." Kushiel walked up to them and sat on your desk in front of Lucifer.

"Get out of my face. You don't belong here." Lucifer tries to look intimidating, but being short doesn't look well in his favor.

"Well neither are you. I'm sitting so I'm your height pretty boy, making fair grounds." Kushiel tilts his head raising an eye brow in challenge.

"Ooooh Kay. Too much testosterone for me. Don't get me wrong I'm fine with it, but not when coming from the straight kind. Hanzo, let's go bro." Derek takes lucifer's arm and pulls him to follow the rest of you.

You are already seated at the restaurant and eating a milk shake. (Idk if they have milkshakes there, but I'm craving a milk shake or a Banana smoothie) you sigh bored.

"Guuuuuuys. I want excitement!" You fold your arms on the table and rest your face in your arms.

"Um, coming from the chick who was just kidnaped by angels and saved by a demon." Tess raises an eye brow at you. You groan and sit up again leaning against the back of the booth.

"Like, I want the game normal person adventure! Like can we go camping or some shit? Maybe just like go to a beach or something?" The girls laugh at you and you flush a little pouting. "What? Why am I funny?"

"Well (y/n), most girls like going swimming to show off their bod to their man. If they're straight that is, otherwise their lady who sees them in the locker room anyways." You hold up your hand to stop Kate's rant.

"Honey hush. Love ya but shut up."everyone laughs again. And tess slides into the booth next to you and ruffles your hair.

"Camping sounds like fun. I haven't been in years!" Chi sits down next to kate who is sitting across from you, then chris pulls up a chair and sits at the end. "Who's all in?" She puts her hand in the center of the table and you join in. Kate also puts her hand in.

"Could we also invite the others?"

"Ya mean the roommates and the angle who erased my memory?"

"Yes?" You feel bad because she now looks guilty for even asking.

"Hell yea we're inviting them!" You yell and get a few cross stares from mothers on the restaurant. You stick out your tongue at their children. Chi giggles a little.

"Then I shall come too!" You smile wide and you all look at chris.

"And you sir? Will you join our festivities?" Suddenly your sight goes black. (Don't worry it's not happening again)

"What festivities?" You quickly duck out from the hands covering your eyes. Derek smirks looking down at you. "Sup."

"Camping!" Tess jumps up so she's on the seat on her knees.

"Fun count me in. Can we go on an adventure?" You scoff.

"And what would be the point in camping if we didn't?" You laugh and Lucifer hugs you from behind and kisses your cheek. "Oh, now you love me?"

"Hey, I was deep in thought about murder." You giggle and kiss his cheek.

"Well here on earth, murder is a no no. So you can't do that. Go order your food and join us again." You sit back down in the booth from when you did your crazy maneuvers away from Derek.

"About that. We have been followed." He jerks his head to Kushiel in the door way. You groan and hit your head on the table.

"Anyone wanna get rid of him?" You sigh and look at your friends. Tess smirks.  Uh oh.

"Can I try a roll for seduction DM?" You roll your eyes.

"Warning a level 5 of flirtation." Derek joins in smirking.

"Perfect. I'm a 50." She winks.

"He's also very dense. So a defense of like 100." Lucifer and chris look at you guys very confused.

"Dnd love, we'll play sometime. As for now, time to see what she rolls. Go have your turn." Tess winks and saunters away to Kushiel.

~5 minutes of failed flirting later~

"Roll a one?"

"Rolled like a negative 20. How could he not even talking or acknowledge me?" Lucifer sighs and leans against you having taken Tess's spot.

"You see, he's a creep. But he's not getting his way this time. (Y/n), you're either staying with us, or we're staying with you so he doesn't try anything on you." You sigh and rest your head on his shoulder.

"Fiiiine. But only if you beg." You smirk.

And thus you also rolled a one since there was no begging.

(Sorry this was such a dumb chapter. I'm trying)