Me and phil have just gone out with Louise and phil has had a few too many. I grabbed phils arm and we snaked our way through the crowds of sweaty drunks outside and I called a cab.
Phil hadn't ever been this drunk so I have no idea how he'll act.
I'mmmmm soooo stupid... why do yoooooo love me?
Oh god are you an insecure drunk?
Nooooo I'm existential.... about my face.
The cab driver laughed and we pulled up to the flat.
Common Philly.
...
Babe?
He had fallen asleep.
I tapped his shoulder.
Hahahaha trick you! Should've seeeeen yourrrr face.
But you didn't.... your eyes were and still are closed.
The cab driver laughed again.
I took his inside and sat him in bed.. he lay down next to me.
Suddenly he sat up quickly.
Oh nooooo.
Philly!?
Suddenly he grabbed his phone.
He rang my phone.
Phil?
DannyBear I went out with Louise. I didn't knowww if you knew.
I did lion.
Ok love yooooo.
Love you too.
