Conor-
Conor-
Mikey- What? Why?
Conor- Just thought I'd show you how beautiful my girlfriend is
Briy♡- By sending pictures of her and Laur?
Conor- Oh Lauren? HAH forgot about her
Josh- Who's the other lad?
Lauren♡- My ex boyfriend that my dear sister Aspie just happened to shag a thousand times
Jack- Million*
Lauren♡- And every other man on the planet!
Lauren♡- That's because just like a bus driver, opens the doors to everyone
Lauren♡- Dad always wanted us to be religous. Asp closed your legs and open a fucking bible.
Mikey- HAHAHAHH
Maddie- That's my gurllll!
Jack- Conor
Lauren♡- It's not conor, it's slutty McSlutty pants
Conor- Lauren, you've turned into a smart one.
Joe- That name sounds like doc mcstuffins😂😂
Oli- 😂😂😂😂😂
Lauren♡- What do you want
Conor- I want my sister back. You've made mum and dad move away. You've made my sisters hate me. You know I wish I still had you but when you're being a bitch like this it makes me glad I told Marcus how I felt and opened up to him
Jack- Opened what? You're legs?
Conor- Oh Jack, you're quite fit. Wouldn't it be a shame for me to acidently slide into your dms?
Lauren♡- By that she means slide into your bed!
Lauren♡- Wouldn't recomend. I've been told minus five stars. Will catch stds.
Lauren♡- So, babe, do us all a favour and give Con his phone back. I'm sure daddy can lend you some money to buy yourself a phone seen as you can't afford to buy one yourself. I would give you a fiver to put away in your saving for that dream hair dressers appointment of yours, but I would rather spend it on something with a use. Yes, you need your chip pan sorting out.
Lots of hate, Laurie😚
Jack- No chance love, I've looked on trip adviser and it says the oceans aren't that deep there. Many diseases are there and it's a very boring and ugly place to be.
Joe- HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
Lauren♡- Omg ahhahaha
Jack- I prefer your sister xo
Conor- You're all so horrible
Jack- Oh shut up, you sound like a school kid
Josh- What does she mean sisters?
Briy♡- Me, Aspen and Laur are sisters and we've got others aswell.
Mikey- How many?
Briy♡- There's five of us
Lauren♡- But I count four
Joe- Wow, never knew that
Gee- Haha I've known this all along!
Conor- I'm so sorry. I went to the shop and left my phone on the table. We're over. I'm sorry Laur.
Jack- Good
Lauren♡- It's okay
Conor- Gee There's no need to rub it in!
Briy♡- Conor and Gee!= Gonor!
Joe- They'll be gonners' when they get together😂😂
Briy♡- Shut up Joseph that's not funny
Oli- Oli and Megan= Megoli!
Megan- Aw! Oli's a cutie!
Maddie- Caspar and Maddie= Caddie!
Lauren♡- Mikey and Harper= Hikey!
Jack- Josh and Arden= Jarden!
Joe- Briyoni and Joe= Joeoni!
Mikey- You're forgetting the most important one!
Briy♡- Lack!
Lauren♡- Erm no. Jauren.
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