Group Chat

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Laur- No me and Jack went to Dubai we just got back.

Har- What?! Since when?!

Laur- Erm since the other week? We're home now. IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO DUBAI AGAIN

Briy- Didn't you two go when you were refusing to admit you were back together?

Conor- So that's why my dear brother turned down coming home with me and Gee

Jack- Some people have more important things

Megan- AW CUTE HE CALLED LAUR MORE IMPORTANT

Briy- JAUREN😊

Gee- Why can't me and Conor be a cute couple?

Har- Because it's you and Conor, that ain't cute hunnie

Caspar- And your ship name also sounds like an STD.

Conor- At least I have a ship name😴

Joe- OOOOOO SHOTS FIRED

Briy- OOOO GROW UP

Ard- I forgot what I did with my time when I left this group chat

Har- Watch children play

Mikey- Pedophilia

Har- Erm that's irrelevant

Conor- Like Gee then

Briy- THIS IS WHY YOURE NOT A CUTE COUPLE

Megan- First time Har and Mikey have spoken to each other in months

Gee- And it just had to be something bad😴

Laur- Guys

Ard- Lauren what's your last instagram about?

Laur- It's one of my photos?

Ard- When was It taken?!

Laur- About five months ago💁🏼‍♀️

Laur- Considering I have a baby inside my stomach, I can't exactly say it was taken yesterday😂😂

Briy- Well that's what you're doing to your fans

Laur- I have no fans. They're jacks💁🏼‍♀️

Jack- I don't have fans either, I have viewers and followers

Joe- What picture is it? Have you got a bump on it?

Laur-

Jack- My gurl thicccc

Laur- Shut the fuck up Jack😂😂

Jack- Who even took that?

Laur- Gee, don't worry it wasn't a man

Gee- Nah, I'm turning lesbian babe🤤no way am I having kids after seeing Anna on the simulator

Conor- Excusing mwah?

Joe- Yeah bit you do have you're own fans Lauren, you had a following before you met jack

Jack- Nearly three years together changed my life

Oli- Try not to slip on that wet stuff Jack mate😂

Laur- Oh don't worry, he wont😉

Har- Lauren- Leigh! you're a mum now! Stop being childlike!

Caspar- Well Conor, if you had listened to me yesterday...

Mikey- Oh yeah what were you trying to tell everyone yesterday Casp?

Joe- I feel like Mikey isn't active in this group chat anymore, I miss you Micheal

Caspar- Doesn't matter now, I'm ordering pizza and going to bed

Jack- Never thought I'd hear the day that got said Joe😂😂

Mikey- Caspar now you know what it feels like to be the left out one

Conor- Gee's currently trying to experience the pain of what Laur will go through when she gives birth😂😂😂😂😂😂

Joe- What how😂

Conor- IVE HONESTLY NEVER CRIED SO MUCH😂😭😂😭😂😭

Jack- I thought you were with mum and dad

Conor- We are, that's why it's funny because mum and dad are pissing themselves at her

Briy- THIS IS WHY YOURE NOT A CUTE COUPLE

Megan- Stop bullying her😂😭😭

Joe- How? Did you buy a birth simulator

Conor- No, I stole yours

Jack- 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Briy- I can't be dealing with you nutters, I need a bath

Har- I dedicate my life to this group chat

Joe- Briy acts like she's pregnant. I bet Laur's not a patch on Briy

Jack- Trust me, Laur's bad

Laur- Oi!

Briy- Well anyway bye

Joe- I'll be leaving her alone in that bathroom😴😴😂😂

Mikey- I actually really want to know what Caspar wanted to tell us

Jack- Caspar what's up mate

Caspar- Oh you'll fucking see