Gee- Can we go out?
Lauren- For ice cream? OF COURSE
Gee- I meant tonight, for drinks
Har- And its the start of February, why do you want ice cream?
Lauren- I just do.
Josh- I want to go out
Conor- If Gee's going, I'm definitely going. Can't trust no one with your girl these days.
Jack- No, Laur's not going, I'm not going
Briy- Why isn't Laur going?
Jack- She's got a sore throat, that's why she wants ice cream aswell
Lauren- Yeah and Jack's staying here with me
Briy- Aha, Yeah
Mikey- I'm up for it
Joe- When we've all got responsibilities, we won't be able to just say let's go out
Har- That's Laur you've got to say that to
Briy- YEAH LAUR
Lauren- Briyoni what are you trying to say? Like what do you keep going on about?
Lauren- Why did you try and phone me at four o'clock this morning?
Briy- Nothing, it's none of my business
Joe- Briy, it really isn't none of your business
Jack- There's nothing anyway
Lauren- Exactly, you're being a real bitch about all of this
Lauren- Which you're making up anyway
Caspar- I'm confused, what's Briy trying to say?
Conor- They're getting secretly married without any of us knowing
Caspar- But Jack told me I could be the one that gets them married
Lauren- Do you even know what that's called?🤦♀️
Jack- I love giving him hope about things that would never happen😂😂
Lauren- Jack😂😂
Jack- By the way Laur, I'm at Waitrose getting you some things xx
Lauren- Yeah, I thought you'd left me after last night😂😂
Jack- Id never leave you💗💗
Lauren- Good, now get me some chocolate or something pleaseee
Jack- Don't worry, I've already it all for you
Lauren- Thankyou💗💗
Gee- UH I HATE BEING A GIRL
Megs- SAME
Gee- IM PRETTY SURE MY TIME OF THE MONTH IS WORSE THAN EVERYONE ELSES
Briy- Laur normally gets then really bad
Briy- Key word 'normally'
Lauren- Briyoni I'm about to come to yours and slap you
Conor- Oh shut up Briyoni
Gee- I love the good old days
Conor- Yeah before everyone turned fucked up and started keeping secrets from each other
Josh- No loyalty whatsoever
Lauren- Can we all stop making little digs at each other, it's very annoying
Josh- God, someone's in a pissy mood
Lauren- Yeah, someone is because some stupid little fuckers just like drama
Jack- Oi josh don't talk to her like that
Conor- Josh "I love drama more than I love my girlfriend" Pieters.
Gee- Fuck sakeeee
Josh- I've done nothing wrong apart from speak the truth.
Lauren- Yeah and so did I so grow up.
Briy- We all argue like we're thirteen years old
Lauren- I know
Har- Anyways, Ard just phoned me and told me that she's moving to South Africa...
Josh- She didn't even know South Africa existed before I took her there to meet my family
Gee- She pisses me off. She couldn't even tell her own sister? And all of this is over a man and a stupid break up.
Har- She's pathetic. She didn't even apologise for anything she did
Gee- I'm phoning my parents.
Joe- If she wants to move, leave her to it. There's less drama without her
Lauren- She's a bit dramatic moving nearly all the way across the world just because she split up with Josh
Josh- I can't believe I loved her
Joe- You're over it?
Josh- Totally Joe. OVER it. She probably cheated on me a thousand times anyway👀
Gee- My parents said she told them a while back, like a year ago and that doesn't make sense because she only split up with Josh like three months ago💁🏼♀️
Briy- What's that supposed to mean Josh?
Joe- It's Arden, she probably did
Josh- That means no ones loyal Briy
Jack- I'm starting to think this is the hunger games or something "trust no one"
Lauren- Jack watch hunger games with me
Jack- Why are you texting me when I'm literally in the kitchen?
Lauren- Omg i didn't realise you were back
Jack- Babe I got back like five minutes ago😂
Lauren- And you haven't yet brought me my ice cream?
Jack- 😂😂😂
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Briy- I love your coat
Lauren- Thanksss
Gee- You look better in bright colours but that's just me being a bitch, you look gorgeous always hunnie
Lauren- AHAHA that made no sense but I think I'll stick to wearing black
Har- GET ME PISSED TONIGHT FELLAS
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