Group Chat

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A/N This chapter will only make sense if you watch I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here because it's based on the first episode that happened last night.

By the way, don't take anything personal that I've wrote. I am generally disappointed that Jack flirted with Toff though😂😂

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Laur- I feel lost.

Joe- Lauren, you'll be fine.

Briy- Just look on the bright side of things, you can see him on telly tonight

Laur- But he's not here in person

Josh- Anyone would think you were back together😉

Laur- Josh, I have no one to sleep at my house and laugh with

Laur- I'm dying and it's only been a couple of days

Gee- Do you want me to come over?

Laur- No fuck off, I want Jack

Ard- Aw bless you, it's not like you can even message him

Maddie- Lauren, you'll be fine. You know he loves you and before you know it, you'll be begging him to get back on the plane to the jungle

Laur- But HE'S not safe. He's in the middle of a fucking jungle with everything he's scared of!

Megan- Lauren he's a man, he can handle it himself

Oli- It's not like he's going to die

Caspar- He might do, there might be a snake or something that could bite him

Maddie- Caspar shut the fuck up. You're not helping

Briy- Jack is not a man.

Laur- Exactly!

Joe- Lauren he can take care of himself

Josh- The last thing he wants is you worrying

Megan- Yeah, you have so much to worry about yourself

Laur- I'm fine now. I know I'm safe.

Briy- I swear to god Jack better get voted of first.

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9:02pm

Gee- It's on!

Joe- Finally!

Briy- Stop texting the group chat and watch it!

Megan- I don't like Toff already

Briy- I feel like she's gonna do something to Jack...

9:10pm

Josh- That's my boy!

Ard- I find it funny how he's saying he can't cook or clean😂😂

Joe- He has no survival skills😂😂😂😂

Laur- OMG DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE WAS IN THAT BOAT THEN? HE LOOKED SO FUCKING FIT

Mikey- Lauren...

Laur- What's she talking about?

Laur- She just said 'I don't know if I've met him before'

Josh- She's acting so awkward around him

Joe- No wonder...

Briy- I swear to god if she's paired up with Jack I'm gonna go over to that fucking jungle and kill her.

Conor- On your bike then Briy

Briy- That's it! How can the public pair them up when they know that Jack's got something going on with Lauren!

Laur- She's so fake.

Megan- Lauren are you okay?

Laur- I'm fine, Jack doesn't do fake.

9:16pm

Laur- Please can someone tell me why they've just admitted they've met each other before, WHEN THEY WERE DRUNK

Joe- Lauren, you know what's going on. You don't need us to explain it

Laur- So they've shagged before when they met each other in a night club?

Joe- In the nicest way possible, yes.

Briy- Imma kill the hoe if she touches him

9:36pm

Laur- Have you heard the way she's saying 'Jack I can't do it'? Like stop fucking moaning his name!

Briy- I KNOW

Maddie- She's full on flirting with him

Megan- She's so fucking fake it's making me feel sick

Gee- I'm gonna kill her

Laur- Like, please, STOP CALLING HIM DARLING.

Joe- I'm just laughing at Jack being stuck and Toff being further than him on walking on a plank of a building😂😂

Josh- Same but I do feel sorry for Laur

Laur- I'm actually so pissed off at her calling him darling

Briy- Why are they flirting?

Gee- She can fall off the fucking plank that she's on.

Laur- Jack babe, just push her off the building😚

Conro- Or not...

Briy- That's it.

Ard- I'm gonna kill her.

Maddie- No fucking way did that just happen...

Mikey- Laur?

Joe- Lauren, he won't go for her.

Laur- She just flirted with him and he SMILED BACK. The smile he does with me and ONLY ME. The whole of the UK just saw that. He blushed aswell.

Conor- It didn't mean anything

Laur- No, I'm done. I can't fucking watch it.

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10:03

Gee- Well then JUNGLE BARBIE go and finger yourself

Briy- Oh I know! Jungle Barbie my fucking arse!

Megan- I hope Laur didn't see that

Har- She's in bed, I just went up to her apartment to check on her

Gee- Har!!!!!!!!

Briy- Harper!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Har- I'm going now.....