Group Chat

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Jack- It's so hot hereeee😑

Conor- Also it's awkward

Caspar- Sorry Conor it's you making it fucking awkward

Jack- Don't start I've had enough already

Briy- What's going on?

Jack- Basically I'm the only normal one on this fucking holiday

Briy- I'm telling Laur what's being said and she says you're definitely not normal and you're just weird

Jack- Only for her😉

Conor- Jack don't start acting all nice and flirty now

Jack- Oi don't start with me I've done nothing to you

Joe- Conor don't start with Jack he's the one that's stayed out of this

Conor- Fuck off Joe

Caspar- Conor what's up with you lately

Hails- Now now then calm down

Conor- Nothing's up, you just all do my heading

Caspar- You just can't take any jokes

Conor- No Caspar, you drag the jokes on and on and it gets annoying

Gee- SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS AN ARGUMENT TEN YEAR OLDS WOULD BE HAVING

Lauren- Have you seen this?

Lauren- My boyfriends penggg😻🤤😻🤤😻

Hails- Erm well we're getting ready to go out...

Hails- But it looks like Laur's just obsessing over her man🙄

Jack- What can I say? I am very good looking

Lauren- You're not chuffing joking

Gee- I have one question though

Lauren- Go on

Gee- Why haven't you changed Jack's name on your snapchat?

Lauren- Because that's his public one

Gee- Ohhh

Conor- Thick

Gee- Don't start with me now

Caspar- Gee he's in a mood so he'll start with anyone

Jack- Ffs just give up now it's so annoying

Joe- I agree. It's pathetic

Caspar- I'm willing to let this go but it's him

Gee- Conor just stop being pathetic all the fucking time it's so annoying

Conor- I'm not being pathetic so stop sticking up for him

Gee- It's nothing to do with who I'm sticking up for, you're on holiday, enjoy it and stop being stubborn

Conor- Alright whatever

Gee- What do you mean whatever? You mean sorry.

Conor- Alright Sorry, Mum.

Jack- Always knew you had a mummy kink😉