R5 Family

A Walk On The Wild Side

The day after you find out about Amy and Ross. Those sneeky little buggers. You and Amy have decided to have a day away from any commotion in the house. You have set up a little picnic in the park. You arrive at the park and have your lunch. You catch up on all of those years you've missed each other. When you finish your lunch you pack up. Your about to walk back together until you see your ex. He's with someone.

YN- LIZZIE!

Lizzie- What's it to you?

EX- Nice touch.

Lizzie- Thanks babe.

YN- Babe?

Lizzie- Oh yeah, now that you kicked me out of your lame band, I went to see EX and he loved me.

YN- Yeah because you hate boy bands.

Lizzie- Whatevs, so whos this girl?

Amy- I'm Amy and why are you with EX?

YN- Wait, you know him?

Amy- Yeah he was dating me a few months ago.

YN- That's the same time as me.

EX- So what, I was cheating on both of you. You looked the same it was hard to tell who was who.

YN- I can't believe you.

EX- Dumped you both on the same day too.

Amy- Can you believe this?!

YN- Yes, yes I can. It's just like the pig of him to go after two girls at once.

Lizzie- Look, so why is this girl hanging around with you?

Amy- I'm her sister.

Lizzie- Oh well I'm your mother.

Amy- Haha funny. You don't know what it's like without a mother.

Lizzie- Well guess what? I don't care!

Amy- I also replaced you as a drummer. Turns out I can play better than you.

Lizzie- Like I said, I don't care. Oh look at the time come on EX, let's leave these two losers to have their fun. Oh wait, what fun? Hahaha.

YN- I hope you get pregant and die!

Lizzie- Same with you. Tata. Hahaha.

Amy- What a cow!

YN- I know.

You and Amy walk back to the house and find Riker waiting for you at the door.

Riker- And where have you been?

YN- I told you that we were going to the park.

Riker- Yeah and you'd be back by 2, and it is 2:46.

YN- Sorry, we bumped into EX, and Lizzie!

Riker- No!

YN- Yep!

Riker- The next time I see him I'll kill him.

Amy- I'll help you with that.

YN- We should just get all of the family against him and when we next see him we beat him up.

Riker- Great idea, I'll go tell the others.

YN- Riker, I was joking.

Riker- But I still think it's a great idea, joke or no joke.

YN- Ok, but not right now.

Riker- Fine.

That night when everyone's sat down watching TV, the phone rings. Ryland goes to answer it.

Ryland- No, we can't, he's not well enough to, but, ok, but if he's hurt then your paying us extra.

Riker- What's the matter baby bro.

Ryland- The music industry want us to perform tomorrow.

Rydel- But we can't, Ratliff can't play.

Ryland- The wouldn't listen.

Riker- Give me the phone, I'll ring them back and tell them.

Ryland- No don't. They said that if we had a problem with it then we'd be out of the music business.

Amy- That's awful.

YN- Wait a minute. Amy, you know how to play the guys songs right?

Amy- Been practising like mad.

YN- And we have a wig that looks like his hair right?

Riker- What are you planning YN?

YN- We make Amy look like Ratliff, make her stay by the drums and say that "he" can't move because he's hurt himself. Then when Ratliff has to sing or speak, he is close backstage so he knows what and when to speak.

Riker- That's brilliant!

Ross- We can try.

YN- Just don't get caught k.

Amy- Then tomorrow, we make me a dude. Ewww! That sounds weird.

All- *laughs*

END OF PART :)