Green Day SMUT one shots

BANANA UNICORN DONUTS

Trike ship

Places in 2000 (Light years away)

Mike POV

I woke up at 6 in the morning to a loud crying Stella. I moaned and stood up. Today's band practice but I really didn't want to go. It didn't feel right anymore. We meet up every day but nothing happened. We just laying on the couch and talk about weird stuff. We always ended up annoying each other and starting fights about stupid shit. Billie was the worst. He really acted like a diva lately and pissed me off. Tré and I were kinda fine, I guess. Billie was the one who started the fights. Band Practice is what we called it but we actually never played. Billie never came up with new ideas anymore so he told us to think of something. Whenever we did, he bashed them and absolutely hated our ideas. Even though I was unmotivated as fuck, I thought I would give it one last try. But first I have to feed Stella and take a shower our band practice will start at 10 am.

10 am at the apartment of Tré

I arrived punctual as usual Trés apartment. On the way I stopped at dunkin' donuts and bought Billies favorite donuts. Maybe he won't start a fight today if he eat some of it. I rang the bell and could her loud footsteps and music trough the door. My green-haired friend Tré opened the door with a big grin on his face. "What's up Mikeyboy?" He looked at my hands "Oh man, you bought donuts, I LOVE DONUTS!" Screamed Tré. He ripped the box out of my hands and ran into the kitchen. I followed him into the kitchen and saw him opening the box with a big smile on his face. "Hey, where are my banana unicorn donuts?" he said with a pout on his face. "I actually bought them for Billie. I thought that might lighten his mood." I explained. Tré closed the box and stored it in the fridge. "Okay, fair enough. Good idea, Mike" he said with a fake smile. "I'm sorry Tré, we can get you donuts after band practice, okay?" I promised him. "Oh yeaaah" he cheered and left the kitchen. Tré never failed to put me in a better mood.

I followed Tré into his living room and threw myself onto his couch. "Speaking of Billie, is he late again?" Tré asked while watching at the clock. "I guess. I'm gonna give him a call" I said while pulling my phone out of my pocket. I had Billie on speed dial so I just pressed 1 and Billies number appeared on my screen. I waited for Billie to pick up his phone. "uh hey? Waaaaaassup?" he laughed into the phone. I could hear voices in the background. "uh hey, didn't say that we were gonna meet at Trés place today for band practice at 10?" I said, slightly annoyed. "Oh yeah, right. Well sorry guys but I have a very important meeting  so I can't be there. Let's just do it tomorrow or I don't know maybe next week or something" he said. "Billie, it's monday?" "Yeah I know, I'm just really busy okay? I gotta go now, talk to you later" he said and hung up.

I looked confused at my phone. Did Billie really just cancel band practice again? What meeting? He's got no friends besides Tré and me and Jason of course, but he's never there anyway. "And? What did he say? Is he coming?" Tré asked with  hope clear to hear in his voice. "Did you know that apparently Billie has other friends? And important meetings that make him a really busy man?" I said. "Uh I don't know. You should've told him that we have donuts!" he shouted the last part. "I don't know. I think he doesn't care about the donuts anymore." I said bitterly. "But..donuts? He loves them and he loves us." Tré said sadly.

I wasn't really sure if he still loved us. I didn't feel like he did. I was about to say that but I stopped myself, I really didn't want to break Trés heart. "Let's just practice without him," I said. Tré got up and sat down behind his drum kit. I took my bass and joined him. "Let's play 'Last Ride In' together" I said. Tré counted to four and we started playing the song. Band practice was very awful. Tré often made mistakes or started drumming another song because he was not concentrating. He apologized the whole time and at one point we decided to just give up. "I'm sorry Mike, my head's full with donuts and it's impossible for me to concentrate. I just have to think of dancing bananas and beautiful unicorns" he said happily. "Well then uh let's get you some banana unicorn donuts".