Embarrassing stories

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[True Story]
I was going on a plane back from Spain. At the time I was 12 years old and the plane was pretty full up so I had to sit away from my parents. The person I was sitting next to happened to be wearing a full white skirt with with a buttoned white shirt. Half way through the flight I had the sudden urge to poo. When a massive fart leaks out of me and a little bit of poo trickles down my leg. In my hurry to get to the bathroom I jump up and a couple of drops of the diarrhoea spray on to the lady's skirt who is sitting next to me. I pretend like nothing has happened and run to the bathroom. When I come back I see the lady wipe her finger on the poo and put it in her mouth as if it was chocolate pudding, still I sit down as if nothing has happened. She leans over towards me and says "This is not chocolate pudding".