AFRICAN JOKES: medicine for heart attacks

part 1

Co-incidence
TEACHER: Who can give me an example of a co-incidence? AKPOS: My mother and father married the same day.

She said all men are goat n i asked have you taken your dad to feed on grass today?
She blocked me ....why

This morning I bought out my water to wash my keke napep, then I saw my ex-girlfriend coming from afar , then I shifted the water to the nearest Lexus Jeep there ,and started washing the tyre ,this girl came close saw me ,laughed and pressed the remote and the Jeep opened she then drove away , I didn't die that time .... until she came to Facebook and wrote
God always brings my enemies to wash my feet everyday.

*Today was my first time going to court and I heard the Judge shouting ''order! order!...so I shouted ''chicken and Chips'' now I'm locked in a dark room I'm sure they will bring my order here.....#*