AFRICAN JOKES: medicine for heart attacks

part 4

A mad man saw his fellow mad friend crying by a river side. He sat down beside him and asked:
*_“Why are you crying?"_*
The other one replied:
*_“I put a cube of sugar in this river, but when I tasted, I felt nothing. It's not sweet!"_*
The mad man blew up with laughter and said:
*_"You! You are really very mad! Did you shake it?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A naked lady ran into a taxi. She told
the driver where
she was going. The man didn’t start
the car but he was just
staring at the girl over & over again.
The lady saw him and said:
"What’s your problem man? Haven’t you
seen a naked lady before?"
The man replied: "l am not looking
at
Your nakedness, I was
just wondering where you have kept
the money you are going to
pay me!!!

SON: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is someone that explains his ideas in a strange way that no one understands. Do you understand?
SON: No

Mandla and rivoningo.
Rivoningo: baby how much do you love me?
Mandla: oh baby is like i am a phone and you are sim card so i can't work without u
rivoningo: mmm!! Baby really!!
Mandla: (saying in his heart) she doesn't know that I'm like an Indian phone which have 4 sim card

TEACHER: If a man from Mexico is called a Mexican. What is a man from Jericho called.
AKPOS: Jerry can.

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said : "A-B-C-D-E-F-G- H-I-J-K".
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot" he replied.
She smiled happily and then asked, "What about I-J-K ?"
He replied, "I'm Just Kidding!"

A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale's man,"whats so special about the parrot?"
Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks the parrot, "how do i look?"
The parrot replied "you look like a prostitute!"
The lady got pissed off, and tells the sale's man that its a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it. The sale's man told the lady to please wait for two minutes, so he took the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot out, he says,
"if you disrespect out there i will soak you in water again. Then he took the parrot back outside.
The sales man asked the lady to ask the parrot questions again.
LADY: If i come home with one man what would u think?
PARROT: He's your husband.
LADY: Two men?
PARROT: Your husband and his brother.
LADY: Three men?
PARROT: Your husband, his brother and your brother.
LADY: Four men?
PARROT: Sir, please just bring the bucket of water, I already told you she is a prostitute!

Two young boys were plucking oranges from a tree belonging to an old man, they heard him coming their way and ran away with the ones they had. While the boys tried to run into the cemetery, they found that the gate was locked and they decided to jump over the fence.
While jumping, two oranges fell from their bag and they left it. When they were safely inside the cemetery, they began to share the oranges.
The boys started counting: One for you, one for me.
A drunkard passing behind the cemetery heard their voices and ran as fast as he could to the church to tell the priest that he has heard God and Satan sharing Corpses. Then the priest came with the drunkard to the entrance of the cemetery to hear for himself.
The boys were still busy counting: One for you, one for me.
After they had shared the ones they had, one of the boys asked the other, "What about the two at the gate?"
Immediately the drunkard and the priest heard this, they took to their heels.

A cleaner who has dreamt all his life to fly a plane was hired to clean airplanes.
One day, he was through with cleaning the airplane. Just when he was about to leave, he saw a palmphlet on the floor titled "How to Fly A Plane".
His joy was to the fullest. He opened the first page and it read:
1. To start the engine push the green button.
Which he did and the airplane engine started. He was so anxious that he could not wait to fly the airplane, he turned to the second page and it read:
2. Push the red button to move the plane.
This he did, the plane began to move.
3. Push the white button to fly the plane.
After hours of flying he was now ready to land, he then opened the fourth page which read:
4. To land this plane read our next pamphlet which will be out next year. Thank you.