AFRICAN JOKES: medicine for heart attacks

part 3

What Is Love?
*Love Is When Ur Husband Catches U Naked With Another Man & Still Say Babe Dress Up & Let's Go Home*
What Is Death?
*Death Is When U Follow Him Home*

*My uncle saved his girlfriend number as Low Battery...whenever his phone ring and he is not around.... His wife just connect it to a charger and life goes on.....*

Babe: Baby I want to buy a new phone
Bobo: tell me about it
Babe: It is SAMSUNG A+' I have been saving for it & my money isn't enough. I just want you to add little.
Bobo: OK how much is the 'SAMSUNG A+?
Babe: just 370,000
Bobo: how much have you saved ?
Babe: 1,500
Bobo: which type of thunder would you prefer ?
Amadioha of Egypt or Oganigwe of Gabon? or Igbudu of iyawundeh?
Choose one

I started respecting the RATS in my room when I got to know they have relatives who live in Aso Rock.
Don't look down on anybody

*Dating a female Doctor or Nurse is not Romantic at all, I swear...*
*She will look into your*
*EYES.. Instead of seeing LOVE, she will see MALARIA

*your boyfriend dumped you*
*2 weeks later*
*U realized he's getting married.*
*My sister chill at least you made it to the semifinals

*So you expect your boyfriend to be rich in his 20s , while your father is still broke in his 60's,my sister what you are smoking is not good for you.

I stopped watching Nigerian movies when I saw a lady putting poison in someone's
food and she tasted to see if the poison was enough.

nterview between Akpors & the consular at the Embassy.
Interview Starts...
OFFICER:- Whats your Mother's name?
Akpors:- M.P sir
OFFICER:- in full please?
Akpors:- Mama Patience
OFFICER:- your native place?
Akpors: M.P sir
OFFICER:- what's that?
Akpors:- Mugbe Province
OFFICER:- what is your qualification?
Akpors:- M.P
OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!
Akpors:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?
Akpors:- it is because of M.P sir
OFFICER: meaning?
Akpors:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Akpors: MP sir.
OFFICER: and what is that?
Akpors:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Akpors:- sir, how was M.P sir?
OFFICER:- and what's that again?
Akpors:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P
Akpors:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?
OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!