In South Park

Deal

(Kyles pov)

I ran all the way to Cartman's house and knocked on his door. I stood there for almost five minutes before I knocked again.

"MOM! ANSWER THE DOOR!"

The door opened and I stepped inside. Cartman was sitting on the couch eating something that looked like crap. I wrinkled my nose and walked up to him.

"What do you want Jew boy?"

"I. I need your help Cartman."

He turned to me and smiled evily. "So... you came to me?"

"Yes... I need you... to help me win Gabbie..."

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(Cartmans pov)

So... Kyle would stoop that low? To have me help him get the girl of his dreams. Hmm....

"Okay Jew. On one condition."

"Anything!"

"I get as much KFC as I want!" I said crossing my arms and smiling big.

Kyle sighed and looked at me. "Deal. So what do I do?"

"Hmm... Let's see. Okay this is what we are going to do. Come up to my room." I said jumping of the couch.

We walked up the stairs and I opened the door to my room. I sat on my bed and patted next to me. Kyle sat down and looked at me serious.

"Alright. We are going to fake your death. Then we are going to dress you up as a girl and you will have to get close to Gabbie. After that she will have a shoulder to cry on and then have her pray for you to come back. The next day you will sneak into your house and walk up to your mom like nothing happened. Got it?" I took a deep breath and shoved a cheesy poof in my mouth.

"Um I think so?"

"Good now let's go kill you and give you a make over."

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I stood on top of a high building with Kyle next to me. He sighed deeply as another pair of his clothes were put on a pig. I smiled a bit, laughing on the inside.

"Okay let's do this..." Kyle said sadly.

He stood at the edge of the building and started yelling. "IM GONNA JUMP! MY LIFE HAS NO MORE MEANING! IM DONE!"

A group of people started to swarm the building and gasp.

"Okay. I'll go get Gabbie, Kenny, Stan and your parents." I said running.