Passive Me, Aggressive You (Robert Downey Jr.)

Pursuit of Happiness

A/N: This chapter is solely based off of Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. I love the narrating in that movie, it's hilarious, so I wanted to something along those lines. Don't worry, the whole thing isn't like that, but a lot of it is.

Robert and I have been together for a year now. Are you surprised? Susan and I have become close friends, and I know you all want to hear about Exton and I, but I can assure you, he loves me. Robert and I are taking him to Universal Studios this weekend and we leave tonight. I'm a little terrified as to what Robert is going to make me ride... Tommy is coming along too.

Anyways,I'm here to answer your questions, because I don't want to leave any wide gaps. What kind of narrator would I be?

1) Do you live with Robert? No, I still live at home with my roomies. Things between me and Rob haven't escalated into anything serious just quite yet. As you can guess, we're both a little scared of commitment.

2) Has he proposed? Well, what kind of flipping question is that.. I think answer 1 should clarify that.

3) Are you two expecting a baby? Honestly, maybe, I haven't been feeling the greatest, but only a test can tell you. I cannot, and if I were a doctor, I'd tell you, but, I just do movie make-up. Does that leave an open ended answer? Whatever..

4) What is your favorite thing to do together? I love singing while he plays the piano. But sometimes I like to irritate him and start rapping some Kanye shit or something, Niggas in Paris, the usual. I love pissing him off.

5) Are you guys total softies now? No, actually, the longer we've been together, the less soft we've been. We've adapted to each others personalities, which is theoreically the same. We both fuck with each other and loving being complete sarcastic jerks. Healthy right?

6) What about Chris Hemsworth? He told me he ships us. Someones been on tumblr..

7) Does the cast of Avengers 2 like you? Of course I'm doing mke-up for the film. Chris obviously likes me, Scarlett, he first time I met her she said "So, this is the one?" With this really creepy grin. Her and I get lunch all the time. Chris Evans invited me to a hot tub party, well, Rob and I. Rob told me this isn't the first time. The two I hangout with the most is Mark and Rob. We'll go on long drives and listen to music on our days off, Mark is so chill and I absolutely adore him. I haven't met the others yet, I don't usually work with EVERYONE. But I'll make aims to meet the rest of the cast.

8) Does everyone remember you as Ariel? ....leave.

9) Do you and Robert regularily say those three words? No, we said it that one time but haven't it since. Call it what you want, but we don't feel it needs to be said on a constant basis. And no, we didn't celebrate our 3 month anniversary... Kiddos..

10) LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YOUR CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY, I'M IN THAT JUICY LIMBO WITH YOUR GIRL SHE TRYIN JERK ME! Rob, touche, get out of the questions. 

11) I THREW SUICIDES ON THE TOUR BUS, I THREW SUICIDES ON THE PRIVATE JET, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN, IM FLY TO DEATH! .... ROBERT! I GET IT! I WON'T RAP ANYMORE!

12) Kisses babe, see you in a bit, hope you're packed. Quit. GETTING. IN. THE. QUESTIONS, you're annoying these poor people.

13) Why is Robert so cute? I don't know, ask someone that's not his girlfriend? Because I'm pretty biased.

14) What does Robert wear to bed? Um.. boxers?

15)  Is he good in bed? Is this stil you?

16) No. Oh my god, I'm done. Be over in a few.

Well, there you have it, he's annoying too! I got into my car, driving to his house. I saw Susans car, obviously she had been dropping off Exton. But when I got into the house all of the lights were off.

"Hello?" The lights shined bright and I finally saw everyone in he cast, Exton, Susan and Robert. I glared at him for ruining my Q & A.

"Happy Anniversary!" They all shout, even Exton in his cute little gurgle of a voice.

Robert came over to me, popping champagne and pouring us each a glass. I chuckled and we laced arms, taking a sip of each of our glasses then sharing a small peck. Everyone started clapping, Mark looking very tipsy.

"Everyone! Everyone.. now that you're all here, I'd like to make an announcement!"

"Not another adoring press conference?" I groaned at Robert. He chuckled and shook his head.

"No." He whispered before approaching on one knee. He held a box and I almost fainted. I didn't know what to do. I noticed everyones eyes around me widen, Scarlett choking on her champagne. She knew how weird I felt about marriage and was afraid I'd reject him. Only, when he opened the box, it was a small key that looked like Iron Man.

"Will you move in with me?" He asked. I held my hand over my chest.

"Oh my god, I thought... you scared me!"

"I wanted to." He said smiling, standing up.

"So?"

I thought for a moment until biting my lip and nodding. He picked me up and spun me around, kissing me hard before putting me down.

"Holy shit! I almost thought we were about to have a wedding!" Mark screamed.

I chuckled at him and shook his head.

"I have an announcement too." I said fainlty, almostmore scared than I should have been.

Robert raised a brow and suddenly silence was around me.

"I'm... pregnant.." I said with a dinky smile. Rob smacked my champagne from my hand.

"Hey!" I shouted as it broke on the wooden floor.

"Andie! This is so exciting!" Susan screamed, walking up to me and petting my bely. I chuckled. Robert was silent for a moment before he slowly approached me, pushing Susan aside vastly.

"Baby, you're sure?"

"I took a test before I got here... Are you mad?"

His chin began to tremble and he held me close.

"No, so happy." He cried gently into my shoulder and I awkwardly pat his back.

"BABY SHOWERRRRRRRR!" Everyone shouted before also breaking their glasses of campagne.

So, I hope I answered your questions. Will we get married NOW? Probably not, we'll pull an Angelina and Brad thing I think. I also hope you enjoyed our story, and I don't know how it will continue, but maybe one day, you and I will meet again.