I AM CANNIBAL

1.3K 49 15
                                    

A/N: THIS CHAPTER WILL MAKE YOU FANS FINALLY FEEL THE RELIEFE! STRONGLY ADVISE THAT YOU DON'T READ IF YOU CANNOT TAKE DETAIL SERIOUSLY! OR IF IT GROSSES YOU OUT! 

ANDIES POV:

After filming I went into my trailer. Fitting myself into a tight red dress. I called up Mick. 

"Mick, we're going out." I say. I give him no choice.

"YES! Boulevard3!? Jade said you weren;t yourself last time you were there! She wants to se typical, sparkly Andie!" He begs. I chuckle at this and nod telling him, 

"Oh but of course." 

"What's the occassion anyways?" He asked. I smirk.

"I need a few numbers. Because I'm stuck in a game with Robert." I say hanging up as I hear him shout, 

"Robert Downey Ju-!" 

I pushed up my boobs and finally let my hair down, letting its soft, loose curls drape gracefully over my shoulder. I put on some light mascara, a thin line of eyeliner above my top eyelid and a bright red shade of lipstick. I kissed my mirror, slipping on some tall black open toed heels. I grab my keys and open the door form my trailer. I notice Robert and Tommy standing outside, eating peaches. Tommy's drops and he almost chokes. 

"What?" Robert asks as he turns around. 

"She's a woman!' Tommy chokes. I chuckle lightly, coming up to Tommy and pushing his chest flirtatiously. 

"Of course I'ma woman, Tommy. And a lot of it." I say as I turn around, poking my butt up as I strut away. I quick blow them a kiss and wink as I get into my car. Robert glared and Tommy blushed like mad. Oh Rob, bring it on. 

I stopped at my house to pick up Mick. 

"Baby! Lets goooooo!" I shout to Mark. He chuckles, running down the stairs, clapping.

"Spill, first." He says, sitting me down on the couch. He clenches his teeth at me like a tiger and purs. 

"Sexy, by the way." He mentions my wardrobe. I blush slightly. 

"Thanks. tommy never knew I was even a woman." I laugh.

"To be honest, Andie...." Mick starts but I slap him very hard in the arm. 

"ANYWAYS," I begin, "Robert's been playing stupid mind games with me. So it's time for a little pay-back." I say, scrunching my nose. 

"Since when?" He asked, his eyes lighting up with interest. 

"All in good time, Mick. After filming I'll let you know how this all revolves." I say with a content smile. 

"Well let's get your bitch ass to the bar and pick up dudes!" He shouts, holding my keys triumphantly. 

BOULEVARD3: 

I notice Jade once again at the bar and scream as I rush to her. He squeezes me tightly and spins me around. 

"May I have this dance?" She asks, holding out her hand. I nod and let her whip me onto the dancefloor. Our dance is anything but graceful. Slutty, sweaty and sexy. Our foreheads press tgether as we face each other, grinding in between each others legs. We got a few guys crowding around us, growling and purring. Some of them even making werewolf noises. What is this? The 80's? I suddenly thought of Robert in "Hearts and Souls". Suddenly, Jade whips me into a guy. He's tall, beautiful blonde hair. Buff strong arms. I recognised him too. 

"Ariel!" He shouts in his thick Australian voice. 

"Chris?" I ask, squinting, as Jade pushes a drink into my hand, handing Chris one as well.

Passive Me, Aggressive You (Robert Downey Jr.)Where stories live. Discover now